Why Do You Like Football?

[Bugeater]

George Carlin says it best:

"In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being."

"In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line."