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Old 02-26-2008, 06:45 PM  
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Is this bad luck? Britney Spears and my wife
So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:06 PM   #76
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Is the 3rd trimester too late to abort the fetus?



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Old 02-27-2008, 04:09 PM   #77
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Is the 3rd trimester too late to abort the fetus?



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Old 02-27-2008, 04:10 PM   #78
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Well, Dane Britney is supposed to be bi-sexual so maybe she was hitting on her?

Cursed? No.

But if you see your wife putting Coca-Cola in the baby's bottle at 4 or 10 months, then she got the curse. 'Cause that's what Britney feeds her babies.
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:11 PM   #79
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Not to mention child molestation. No telling where that fetus got felt up.
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:15 PM   #80
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Well, Dane Britney is supposed to be bi-sexual so maybe she was hitting on her?

Cursed? No.

But if you see your wife putting Coca-Cola in the baby's bottle at 4 or 10 months, then she got the curse. 'Cause that's what Britney feeds her babies.
Thanks for the heads up. I think if I saw my wife drink soda that in itself would be a sign!
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:22 PM   #81
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:23 PM   #82
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Thanks for the heads up. I think if I saw my wife drink soda that in itself would be a sign!
Her nanny tells her they're too young for soda....Britney's answer:
"But they LIKE it!" Whatta mom!!!

Anyhow that's just something I read...I have no idea if it's true.
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Her nanny tells her they're too young for soda....Britney's answer:
"But they LIKE it!" Whatta mom!!!

Anyhow that's just something I read...I have no idea if it's true.
I'm sure the dentist that works on her kids' teeth will appreciate it.

WAIT! Is that paparrazzi douche she's banging a part time dentist? It all makes sense now.....
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:30 PM   #84
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I'm sure the dentist that works on her kids' teeth will appreciate it.

WAIT! Is that paparrazzi douche she's banging a part time dentist? It all makes sense now.....
Well, if ya' ask me they look a bit swollen. Not in a baby fat way...but as in an edema way. She literally has a junk food diet and that's apparently what they get too.
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Well, if ya' ask me they look a bit swollen. Not in a baby fat way...but as in an edema way. She literally has a junk food diet and that's apparently what they get too.
Don't worry. KFED is on the job now.
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Whoooa! Ya' know when KFed is considered the saner parent that things are dysfunctionally dysfunctional.
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