Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.

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"I said, `How do you get these things?'" Brett said. "He said, `There's a lot of different ways you can get it. Have you been under any stress this year?' It was like, `Yeah, I've had a lot of stress.' Me and Mickey kind of looked at each other and started giggling.

"Then he asked me about my diet, and I said, `Well, I'm 27 years old and single. What's that tell you? I like Mexican food. I like margaritas and I like beer and cheeseburgers.' He said, `Well, it could be a combination of both -- stress and diet.' I said, `Well, I'm a perfect candidate for that then.'"