Joe Delaney article. 37 forever props.

[Chief Henry]

Originally Posted by HMc

Of course you could just explain why ponds are dangerous rather than being an aggressive c*nt about it. As it happens I've spent 4 summers as a lifeguard on the east coast of australia so I'ves swum more sinking swimmers in to shore than you can imagine, and they don't often register at 120 or under.

This won't be popular but i think atttempting to save kids in a pond when you know you CANT SWIM is more idiotic than unselfish, for it just creates another potential victim that needs rescuing.

All that said, no, i've never actually swum in a pond.

Excuse my brash words here mate....HOW THE **** do you ask such a stupid ****ing question like "How does one drown in a lake" when you have all that experaince at being a life guard ?