If you had to move to a new country.....

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Originally Posted by NewPhin

Your desire to inflict that watered-down culinary bastard known as TexMex upon the innocent people of Tonga is most distressing Mr. Fax.

There's bad TexMex and there's good TexMex, Mr. NewPhin. Then, there's Tonga TexMex - a delectable, delicious, and delightful aliment that can only be described as a form of ambrosial and heavenly Manna whose morsels elevate the spirit, exalt the soul, exhilarate the mood, and enlarge the penis. Plus, it's nutritious too.

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