If you had to move to a new country.....

[Cards Fan 4 Chiefs]

Brazil. The only reason why I would leave this country is because the Feds are after me. And Brazil doesn't extradite criminals like me

[Fairplay]

Visit the Island nation of Faxonia!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...n_boat_wed.jpg


Where plentiful, bountiful and beautiful women await you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ay/Women-5.jpg


Many stores to choose from for your every need at Faxonia.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...e_Fazonian.jpg


Lots of touristy things to see.
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See the great Faxonia god that sees the future for you for a mere 50 dollars.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ailgod_fax.jpg


Then come to the Tiki hut, where girls'o plenty await to fulfill every fantasy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...t_of_girls.jpg


And women wear next to nothing and prance around, all the time.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...9b228f7417.jpg