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[Iowanian]

Why must you persecute me for my genetic mating disposition Dane?


Will you not just accept me for who I am? What I choose to do in the privacy of my own home is of no concern to you. I mean, I'm not flaunting it, I'm just trying to live my life. Its not like I'm wearing a straight pride Tshirt, flying the "Team vagina" flag in front of my townhouse. Hell, I'm not even wearing flannel.



Oh, I've had a couple of incidents where someone Did try to kick my ass because I participated in a mating ritual with a female, in which they felt some ownership.

In my younger years, I had a handful of times where my manhood was questioned, well, my judgement anyway over a blowjob from a chic.....Fat ones AND homely ones. I'm thinking of filling a lawsuit vs the makers of Bud Light for making me participate in these heterosexual acts against my otherwise better judgement. Can you imagine the shame I felt, waking in the morning, smelling like lavender, lady speed stick, and cheap hairspray?

I've never felt the need to inform a potential or current employer where I chose to place my penis...I've never used my straitness as leverage for a raise, promotion, or to keep my job when I screwed up either.

I've been very rarely refused a position for which I've interviewed in ANY state, because I'm a top shelf employee who brings positive attributes to any organization for which I chose to seek employment.