Mama's milk ice cream cone, anyone?

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Look, there's nothing wrong with mother's milk. It's the same thing as cow milk or goat milk or whatever milk. The only difference is that it comes from more attractive tittahs.

What with the methane problem and everything like that, if American women would get with the program and start pumping out the cream, we could all have cottage cheese for dinner and save the Earth in one fell swoop. Save The Planet. Squeeze A Knocker.

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