No Trades, Plenty Of Controversy

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Originally Posted by FAX

I think we can beat the Tacks. Peeps around here say that Fisher is overrated. Plus, the Croyle to Bowe Show has yet to get on track. Add to that a completely pissed off LJ and Gonzo and you have the makings of an upset. Possibly a blowout win of biblical proportions - a miracle type of deal, maybe. Kind of like when God sent lightning down blast the living crap out of the Philistines (well, he didn't actually do that, but he could have). With any luck, whatsoever, this time the lightning will hit Herm square in the headset and rescramble his brains instantly turning him into a savant genius who redefines the game of football, introduces unheard-of and innovative plays and techniques, fields an offense capable of scoring 60 or 70 on anybody, and winds up a first ballot HOFer. Could happen.

FAX

He did, though, send Sampson to a Hair Club for Men who then unleashed his mighty muscles on the pillars of where the Philistines were hanging out.

So the smoting of the Philistines did happened, just with muscles... not lightning.