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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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The Master
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Marion, IA
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I'm glad that I'm married so I can at least get a little action. When I was single David Spade followed me around for a night. The next day he came up with the line, "couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas."
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I always say something like
"Honey, I finished the bathroom remodel today" or "I got the tile you wanted in the entry way done" or "I know I've been working alot, but I've got to make some coins to put the deck on this month" "Mom called, I guess today is my birthday" Romantic shit like that. I'm holding out hope words won't be required, and the anniversary roses I sent to her work today will do the talking for me. Tiny probably says "Soooooo, Bambi....just how bad do you want to be in this new PSP commercial? My friend with the camera and I run this little website...." |
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: West of the Equator
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Which one is SR?
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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Wild and crazy guys
Enjoy a mcrib!
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Well, I've been married for fifteen years so opening lines go like this...
1am: (Roll over....slight nudge) say "You awake?" |
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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"I'm not wearing any underwear"
I bet it would work for dudes too. |
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Reap the whirlwind
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Olathe
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I usually start any conversation with someone I want to sleep with by licking my eye brows.
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PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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I used to say, "Hello."
Magic. Effective more times than not. |
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Not so much...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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We're probably going to need a picture to verify the effectiveness of this line. Some troll saying this = not so much.
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
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