--What magic move do you do/say to land some action?

[Iowanian]

Sometimes the best plans don't require words at all.

For example.

Even Gochiefs could recieve female treatment if he didn't say a single word.....by covering himself in rubbing some twinky filling on his belly and walking into a Jenny Craig convention.


oh, and duh, EVERYONE knows if you're going to Leon Phelps a ladah, you use MONSTER Ballods.

Nothing like a Steeleheart ballod to melt elastic off of cougar drawers