Funny Stuff The toothless ones...

osumatt · 10-27-2008, 12:51 PM

OK, just a quick question for those of you who don't have any teeth in their mouth or know someone who doesn't have any: WTF are they always doing with their mouth? It looks like they're always swirling a marble inside their mouth or something. I don't know what it is, but it bugs the living shit out of me.

I'm at Wal-Mart during lunch picking up a few things and the cashier obviously has no freaking teeth (NTTAWWT). Her lips look like they've curled up inside her mouth which isn't the most attractive thing in the world. Anyhoo, she keeps gumming at something inside her mouth. Her f'n mouth won't stop. It's absolutely annoying.

Can anyone help explain this to me?

Goapics1 · 10-27-2008, 12:53 PM

Wal Mart has poor dental coverage.

Demonpenz · 10-27-2008, 12:57 PM

nas car

Lonewolf Ed · 10-27-2008, 01:39 PM

It could be a tomato, and she just can't get it started.

ziggysocki · 10-27-2008, 01:42 PM

Maybe it is a mouth full of grapes.

**Gonzo** · 10-27-2008, 01:50 PM

Well,

I do believe said toothless populous are likely being sentimental about their lost loved ones. You see, many of our aging society lost their beloved teeth in the great plaque war of ninteen ought eleventy-three and their lives have not been the same since. It seems as though many of these poor souls are still having phantom pains, like you would if you lost a leg. The brain refuses to believe that such a big piece of them is missing and it forces said individuals to keep checking in disbelief their gaping toothless orafaces.

Either that or they are still tasting the rotted holes that assisted them in mastication. I dunno.

MOhillbilly · 10-27-2008, 01:50 PM

i only have half my real teeth. dont know, what there doing.

**Rain Man** · 10-27-2008, 01:53 PM

Skoal.

Hydrae · 10-27-2008, 02:00 PM

KCChiefsMan · 10-27-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

Meth

bingo, I read that it is common for them to rub that $hit on their gums I guess it gets them high quicker

MOhillbilly · 10-27-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

bingo, I read that it is common for them to rub that $hit on their gums I guess it gets them high quicker

what? ive never heard of that.

KCChiefsMan · 10-27-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

what? ive never heard of that.

should you have?

Hydrae · 10-27-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

bingo, I read that it is common for them to rub that $hit on their gums I guess it gets them high quicker

When I was doing that stuff, it was common to have an "active" tongue. I would actually get cracks in the sides of my tongue from running it around on my teeth for hours on end.

Damn, I am so glad I got away from that stuff. I am sure it would have killed me eventually.

MOhillbilly · 10-27-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

should you have?

shit ya, i love meth.

KCChiefsMan · 10-27-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

When I was doing that stuff, it was common to have an "active" tongue. I would actually get cracks in the sides of my tongue from running it around on my teeth for hours on end.

Damn, I am so glad I got away from that stuff. I am sure it would have killed me eventually.

glad to hear you did man.

10-27-2008, 12:51 PM
osumatt Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tulsa, OK, USA Casino cash: $689679	The toothless ones... OK, just a quick question for those of you who don't have any teeth in their mouth or know someone who doesn't have any: WTF are they always doing with their mouth? It looks like they're always swirling a marble inside their mouth or something. I don't know what it is, but it bugs the living shit out of me. I'm at Wal-Mart during lunch picking up a few things and the cashier obviously has no freaking teeth (NTTAWWT). Her lips look like they've curled up inside her mouth which isn't the most attractive thing in the world. Anyhoo, she keeps gumming at something inside her mouth. Her f'n mouth won't stop. It's absolutely annoying. Can anyone help explain this to me?
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