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Old 12-22-2008, 12:53 PM  
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A Rant: Verbal Crutches


As I grow a little older each day I notice certain things about the general populous.
One thing that has been driving be insane is verbal crutches. These are little phrases people use in everyday conversations that make me want to punch a nun.

Here are a few that I've noticed recently....

1. "The thing is." Why do people feel the need to start a sentence with this particular phrase? I want to know, what is the thing? Tell me the thing! WTF is the THING!!!! Goddammit. That one ranks right up there.

2. "Expessially." You fugging moron. I worked with a guy that had a b.a. and this is how he said Especially.

3. "Irregardless." Say it to my face motherfu*ker. I dares ya. The actually added this to the english dictionary a few years ago. (You sound like a moron if you use it FYI).

4. "I seen it." What you seen? You seen it? Who dat? Who dere? It's called english you backwoods possum eater. For Chrissakes.

5. Double Negatives: "Ain't No" or "There's not no one." It's shit like this that explains why China is taking our place on the super power throne in the next ten years.


This is just a few that really piss me off.

Here, I'll use them all in a sentence for you...

The thing is, I expecially ain't seen no one there irregardless of what you say you seen.


My head just exploded.

Sorry if repost.
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Old 12-22-2008, 02:51 PM   #31
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Old 12-22-2008, 02:52 PM   #32
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Place names with the same spelling have different pronunciation depending on the region. Always have--always will.

Nevada, Missouri (1849) existed before the state of Nevada (1864). Does anyone bitch that they pronounce the state "wrong"?
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Old 12-22-2008, 02:53 PM   #33
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:05 PM   #34
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Nothing grates on my nerves more than someone using "Pacific" in the place of "Specific".
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:06 PM   #35
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I liver in Omaha, that drives me nuts as well. Apparently there's some long ass story to why they call if NORFORK. It was a typo or something.

I lived in Whichita for a while, Kansas refer to the Arkansas river as the Ar-Kansas.

They also call the city of Eldorado

Eldor-AID-O...Hicks.
What do you do to that liver? Jack Daniels?
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:08 PM   #36
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Southerners dropping the s on plural things like, 59 cent intead of centSSSSS.

Or 45 mile, intead of milessssss.
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:09 PM   #37
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Fortuitous as 'lucky'
huh?


Main Entry: for·tu·itous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin fortuitus; akin to Latin fort-, fors chance — more at fortune
Date: 1653
1: occurring by chance
2 a: fortunate , lucky b: coming or happening by a lucky chance
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:09 PM   #38
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:21 PM   #39
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huh?


Main Entry: for·tu·itous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin fortuitus; akin to Latin fort-, fors chance — more at fortune
Date: 1653
1: occurring by chance
2 a: fortunate , lucky b: coming or happening by a lucky chance
The 2nd definition is a modern construct...and not accurate (much like irregardless now being in the dictionary).

Fortuitous just means by chance. It does not mean fortunate, despite the fact that they sound the same.
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:26 PM   #40
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:28 PM   #41
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I've noticed that I've been saying one lately that annoys even me...and I can't stop myself from saying.

Someone will do something or say something...and I follow up with "I was going to say.........".

Bullshit Mr. Plow. You fuggin' lying ass mutha fugger....YOU ARE SAYING IT, so why is it "I was going to say....." Idiot.
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:28 PM   #42
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The 2nd definition is a modern construct...and not accurate
So, does that mean that Pluto is really still a planet?
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:37 PM   #43
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You guys are missing the most frequent annoyers: "LIKE" and "GO"

So, like, she goes "No way!" and he goes "WAY!". It was like, so annoying so I go "blah, blah, blah..."

It's like driving me crazy.
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:40 PM   #44
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People talking about their pet peeves or even using the term pet peeve is a pet peeve of mine. How the **** did those two words get put together?
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You guys are missing the most frequent annoyers: "LIKE" and "GO"

So, like, she goes "No way!" and he goes "WAY!". It was like, so annoying so I go "blah, blah, blah..."

It's like driving me crazy.
That one really gets me pissed.
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