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Old 01-14-2009, 01:03 PM  
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Steve Smith's guide to baby punching
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STEP TWO: SCOUT THE BABY’S WEAKNESS

STEVE SAYS: “You can’t just go punch a baby right away. You gotta watch them for a bit, so you can pick up on their tendencies. No need to rush. Like this one time, I noticed that whenever this one lady said HOORAY to her baby, the baby raised her arms. That opens up a great path for your fist. So then I went up to the kid and said HOORAY! Then the baby raised her arms and I went BOOM BITCH! Dropped that baby like a damn stone. DAMN, THAT’S GOOD BABY PUNCHING. If that baby didn’t have a shit in her pants before then, she sure did afterwards. AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.”
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:13 PM   #16
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:16 PM   #17
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Is there a story behind this or is it just mindless chatter?
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:19 PM   #18
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Is there a story behind this or is it just mindless chatter?
I'm just guessing, but over time on the internets, Steve Smith's little guy with a big ego persona has been morphed into a little thuglifer who takes his compact rage out on the only thing he's bigger than, babies.

Here's hoping, this time around, explaining a joke all of a sudden makes it funny.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:21 PM   #19
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I'm just guessing, but over time on the internets, Steve Smith's little guy with a big ego persona has been morphed into a little thuglifer who takes his compact rage out on the only thing he's bigger than, babies.

Here's hoping, this time around, explaining a joke all of a sudden makes it funny.
Works for me.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:24 PM   #20
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Its Big Daddy Drew, numbskull.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:24 PM   #21
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I won't say the joke, only the punchline:

Depends on how hard you throw them.


It's quite possibly the most inhumane awful joke ever (and yes, it makes me laugh)
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I won't say the joke, only the punchline:

Depends on how hard you throw them.


It's quite possibly the most inhumane awful joke ever (and yes, it makes me laugh)
Now I have to hear the joke.

For some reason I'm thinking.....

How many babys does it take to paint a house?
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:52 PM   #23
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Now I have to hear the joke.

For some reason I'm thinking.....

How many babys does it take to paint a house?
Wow, you are close, it's How many babies does it take to paint a wall. But house could work too.
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