ChiefsPlanet's dumbasses are smarter than WPI's dumbasses

[Hammock Parties]

This WPI post was pretty funny, IMO:

I stole LJ's car and as I drove away I found a check list sitting on the passenger seat and read it, LJ's got a busy little off season planned:

1. Record a new offensice rap song about my new GM. Make sure it is as bad a song as the last one.

2. Go to court for spitting a drink in some honey's face.

3. Maybe do time.

4. Introduce myself to new coach that won't take any $hit from me.

5. Buy fly rims.

6. Embarass my Penn State coaching father by having my name in the headlines for the wrong reasons again.

7. Spend all the money I have and all the money that I'm due in my contract.

Checklist for Season:

1. Stand at the end of the bench with my arms crossed and a scowl on my face.

2. Take half my plays off.

3. Blast my new coach for not using me the right way, like I did with Vermeil.

4. Get yelled at by said new coach in front of God and media.

5. Throw my new GM under the bus, for what? I dont know yet.

6. Spit drink in some honey's face.

7. Lose contract on morals clause issue.

8. Sign for league minimum following year in Cincinnati.

9. Retire in 2 years, Jay-Z no longer returning my calls.

10. File for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection a la Mike Vick.

11. Sell off all my assets.

12. Get middle school coaching Job in Pennsylvania.

13. Give local paper interview about how "getting back to basics" has totally turned my life around.

14. Spit drink in some honey's face.