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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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Women suck...

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:21 PM   #91
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That's how to take advantage of skanks with no self-esteem. It's not a good way to meet anyone worth knowing for any other reason.
Not really - its a pure psychology book. You can do alot of that stuff without getting into her pants.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:24 PM   #92
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you know, Buddha, A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:31 PM   #93
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you know, Buddha, A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.
That's not really my style... I want a chick I can talk philosophy with, and stuff...
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:35 PM   #94
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That's not really my style... I want a chick I can talk philosophy with, and stuff...
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:35 PM   #95
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That's not really my style... I want a chick I can talk philosophy with, and stuff...
I'm learning that you have to play the little dating head games first.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:39 PM   #96
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That's not really my style... I want a chick I can talk philosophy with, and stuff...
You better pretend your gay.
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:46 PM   #97
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I'm learning that you have to play the little dating head games first.
Poop on that. If you start playing games, you'll find ways to justify playing games the rest of the time too.
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:11 PM   #98
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:11 PM   #99
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you know, Buddha,
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

"And what did the other part think?"

"What her head would look like on a stick... ”

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Old 02-23-2009, 09:12 PM   #100
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Poop on that. If you start playing games, you'll find ways to justify playing games the rest of the time too.
I'm starting to think some sort of gaming is necessary, though usually subconscious.
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:13 PM   #101
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You better pretend your gay.
So much for true love... lol.
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:15 PM   #102
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