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[El Jefe]

This one's a riot too.


By G. Burg (New Orleans, LA) - See all my reviews


I did a google search for Bad-A$$ and this t-shirt doesn't come up on my 15" micron monitor but in an Amazon box through my traylor window as if Jesus....orrr Dale Earnhardt threw it down from heaven. The moment I put it on I got a thirst for blood so I siphoned gas from my neighbors car to fuel my 86 Camaro Z-28. Then low and behold the three wolves show up in a custom paint job on the hood (Thanks Dale Sr.!). First stop was the Wal-mart. Not for the classy chicks but to get all the shorts out of the ashtrays in front to last me the night. Those hoity-toity Walmart types never finish a cigarette for some reason. Once I got half a box I was on my way down to the dog track. If Bob Hope was still alive he would be at the dog track. The Chicks never had a chance but my stay was short lived because once I made it down by the track the dogs wouldnt come out of the starting boxes so they made me leave. On the way out I peed on the program ladies leg... I dont know why... seemed like a good idea at the time. So, faced with incarceration I headed home. Tomorrow is another night anyways.