My Girlfriend got her period!!!

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

You illiterate redneck. I posed a hypothetical that if I was a woman, and being a woman, having a nine inch vibrating Nu-skin dildo in my nightstand, let alone an Ultra-2000 rotating Rhino and a set of Ben-wa balls, a remotely operated vibrating egg, a set of battery operated nipple exciters, a copy of the Karma Sutra, etc., would not be a complete stretch. And, in having such an implement of sexual gratification and still maintaining the hypothetical female perspective, faced with a male partner wishing to penetrate my anal orifice with his penis, I would allow him to do so only unless he was willing to take said nine inch dildo up his ass as vigorously and for a time period relative to what he was inclined to do so to mine. Otherwise, it's complete hypocrisy. Guys have a butthole just as much as girls do. Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.

However, I also have many of these previously mentioned marital aids in addition to many, many others. When I used to have sex, I just wanted to make sure that my partner was completely and utterly satisfied and just wanted to cover all the bases. One would have to be naive, a neophyte or ill-trained in the sexual arts not have tools of the trade on hand to help ensure a pleasurable experience for all parties involved.