Money So, I am a millionaire. What do I have to show for it? - Page 2

**TinyEvel** · 07-16-2009, 01:15 AM

Do you get that Social Security "Lifetime Earnings Summary" thing in the mail?
Basically, it shows your SS earnings for your lifetime and estimates what you'd get back if you retired in XXXX year, etc.

Well, I got out the calculator and, God Bless me, I've earned a million U.S. dollars in my lifetime.

Now, you'd think I would be sitting in the back of a Rolls Royce limo with a tophat and tails and suhweet mustache like that Monopoly game guy, right? Because the seven figures is your ticket to riches and bathing in mother's milk with rose petals.

NO!

I have....
a VW Camper van (needs new front end)
About 20 percent of a decent home.
10,000 in Evel Knievel collectibles
An iPhone
Some decent threads and my wife has about 10 feet of closet stuff
Timex Ironman watch
Converse shoes
A Dolce and Gabana Belt
A really big TV and a PS3
A decent road bike
...

...

uh, some other stuff......

WTF? right?

I feel lliek the cobbler who has no shoes.

case in point...
SAVE YOUR MONEY

it is WAY better than watching your kid open the fifth Wii game on holiday morning. One friggen Wii game is enough!

rant over

**Rain Man** · 07-16-2009, 07:57 AM

Bleah. I'm depressed. My whole life, I've made responsible decisions only to get the chair kicked out from under me. The defense industry bust, the tech bubble, this latest econo-saster...I may as well have just spent it as fast as I made it. Some Wall Street mogul has a lot of my life savings, which he probably used to buy a $500,000 waste basket/desk blotter combo for his office.

**ChiefGator** · 07-16-2009, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Sounds like you need to be more ****ARDLY (rhymes with wiggardly)

RACIST!!

(someone had to do it)

Fish · 07-16-2009, 09:04 AM

A wise man once said... "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

**ChiefGator** · 07-16-2009, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish

A wise man once said... "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

I often think of that quote actually... wise old pointy-ear guy.

88TG88 · 07-16-2009, 10:27 AM

How much you want for that D&G belt ?

I'll trade you a pair or slightly used Vittoria tires for it ?

Halfcan · 07-16-2009, 11:06 AM

I have a bunch of steroid era baseball cards for sale.

That is My retirement.

**Slainte** · 07-16-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish

A wise man once said... "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

Duh. He was talking about pussy. Not money.

Anyone who thinks having cash is not as good as wanting cash, PM me your bank account info...I'll make all your destitution dreams come true...

Stewie · 07-16-2009, 11:13 AM

$5 million is the new $1 million.

**TinyEvel** · 07-16-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88

How much you want for that D&G belt ?

I'll trade you a pair or slightly used Vittoria tires for it ?

rofl. I bought that belt in 2004 and wear it almost every single day. In terms of value/usage I got a great deal. I spent 135 on some Diesel jeans like 8 years ago and they finally wore out a few months ago. I wore them probably twice a week.

Jenson71 · 07-16-2009, 11:36 AM

If you give me $10,000, you will be able to show people some Rep points from me.

**ChiTown** · 07-16-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

$5 million is the new $1 million.

That used to be the truth, but not with the way our economy is (and now projected to be) over the next decade.

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-16-2009, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

That used to be the truth, but not with the way our economy is (and now projected to be) over the next decade.

So $1 million is the new $1 million?

**TinyEvel** · 07-16-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

So $1 million is the new $1 million?

I think that a sweet laptop and bikes are the new $1 million

**Rain Man** · 07-16-2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

$5 million is the new $1 million.

It's the opposite in my IRA.

**Bowser** · 07-16-2009, 09:38 PM

Pffft. Get back to us when you need a crane to put your 10 ton A/C unit on your roof.

07-16-2009, 01:15 AM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2219601	So, I am a millionaire. What do I have to show for it? Do you get that Social Security "Lifetime Earnings Summary" thing in the mail? Basically, it shows your SS earnings for your lifetime and estimates what you'd get back if you retired in XXXX year, etc. Well, I got out the calculator and, God Bless me, I've earned a million U.S. dollars in my lifetime. Now, you'd think I would be sitting in the back of a Rolls Royce limo with a tophat and tails and suhweet mustache like that Monopoly game guy, right? Because the seven figures is your ticket to riches and bathing in mother's milk with rose petals. NO! I have.... a VW Camper van (needs new front end) About 20 percent of a decent home. 10,000 in Evel Knievel collectibles An iPhone Some decent threads and my wife has about 10 feet of closet stuff Timex Ironman watch Converse shoes A Dolce and Gabana Belt A really big TV and a PS3 A decent road bike ... ... uh, some other stuff...... WTF? right? I feel lliek the cobbler who has no shoes. case in point... SAVE YOUR MONEY it is WAY better than watching your kid open the fifth Wii game on holiday morning. One friggen Wii game is enough! rant over
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07-16-2009, 07:57 AM	#16
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-742449 VARSITY	Bleah. I'm depressed. My whole life, I've made responsible decisions only to get the chair kicked out from under me. The defense industry bust, the tech bubble, this latest econo-saster...I may as well have just spent it as fast as I made it. Some Wall Street mogul has a lot of my life savings, which he probably used to buy a $500,000 waste basket/desk blotter combo for his office. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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07-16-2009, 09:04 AM	#18
Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $-1501081	A wise man once said... "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true." __________________
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07-16-2009, 10:27 AM	#20
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	How much you want for that D&G belt ? I'll trade you a pair or slightly used Vittoria tires for it ?
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07-16-2009, 11:06 AM	#21
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	I have a bunch of steroid era baseball cards for sale. That is My retirement.
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07-16-2009, 11:13 AM	#23
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $-1880099	$5 million is the new $1 million.
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07-16-2009, 11:36 AM	#25
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	If you give me $10,000, you will be able to show people some Rep points from me.
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07-16-2009, 09:38 PM	#30
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-268384	Pffft. Get back to us when you need a crane to put your 10 ton A/C unit on your roof.
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