-- Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

I think you have no room to talk. He's not exactly driving around the parking lot and then going home to cry into his starwarts blanket.

Simple has probably penetrated a significantly higher number of gapers than your esteemed 1(one)(Uno).