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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:26 PM   #376
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Introduce yourself and ask her out - nature will do the rest - BREATHE man - have you never asked a girl out before?
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Old 08-08-2009, 12:43 PM   #377
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It's Saturday!!! woo hoo!! You hanging out by the pool with Christie, I assume, right?
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Old 08-08-2009, 12:59 PM   #378
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It's Saturday!!! woo hoo!! You hanging out by the pool with Christie, I assume, right?
He's going to call her tomorrow.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:12 PM   #379
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you all's advice may or may not work, I'll give it a spin later on.
are you f**king dense?

"waiting" was absolutely no one's advice. we ALL said to act now, act now, ACT NOW. and we warned you of the consequences. so what happens? you wait, spout some bullshit about being the alpha male, and miss out on the pussy. then you sit and sulk about it, and even go so far as to say she disrespected you.

get your face out of the f**king book and go talk to her. unless you are sub-consciously trying to screw this up, and in that case you don't need to get so down about yourself - deep down you knew you weren't going to get laid.

this thread is so f**king frustrating. and the audacity for you to continue to say "thanks for the advise guys, I'm gonna wait," and "you guys were right and I missed out, I might try again LATER". Plus the fact that gochiefs now feels like a player compared to you when he considers an internet slut ditching him in traffic a fulfilling sexual experience.
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:38 PM   #380
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either you want it or you don't. my guess is that you really don't. that's fine, but it's kind of weird to act like you're some Don Juan alpha male and then be afraid to return a text
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:07 PM   #381
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So... you ****ed her all weekend, right?

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Old 08-10-2009, 10:09 PM   #382
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I'm really thinking I need to fly to Atlanta and get Simply Red laid.

That sounds completely absurd. But there's no question I could do it.

The question is whether he really wants it to happen.
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:40 PM   #383
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:41 PM   #384
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I'm really thinking I need to fly to Atlanta and get Simply Red laid.

That sounds completely absurd. But there's no question I could do it.
your new-found self-esteem is insulting to every man who lives in the real world.

have you ever had a half-way decent conversation with a woman you didn't meet on the internet?
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:42 PM   #385
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your new-found self-esteem is insulting to every man who lives in the real world.

have you ever had a half-way decent conversation with a woman you didn't meet on the internet?
Sure. I did go to high school you know.

PS - It's not like it's some great herculean feat. Simply Red is good looking, in shape, witty, engaging, owns two Audis and lives in a swank apartment. Anyone with half a brain and a set of balls could get him laid.

He just needs someone to push him into the pussy.
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your new-found self-esteem is insulting to every man who lives in the real world.

have you ever had a half-way decent conversation with a woman you didn't meet on the internet?
In this day and age, who gives a ****?

If he's bangin', he's bangin'.
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In this day and age, who gives a ****?

If he's bangin', he's bangin'.
Pad the headboard so mom can't hear...

And keep bangin'.
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except he isn't bangin'.

he's getting ditched on the highway and getting hit-on by gay guys pretending to be chicks on craigslist.
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except he isn't bangin'.

he's getting ditched on the highway and getting hit-on by gay guys pretending to be chicks on craigslist.
Oh yeah?

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