This guy was a waste of talent

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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

I was at that game. I was visiting a friend that went to school there. Only time I've ever been to Iowa city. We had great seats right behind the Iowa bench.
We had a lot of fun, and drank way too much. I was taking a leak in my boys back yard later that evening, and his next door neighbor comes sprinting out of her house, followed by her husband who looked to have half of his face paralyzed which impeded his speech who is screaming at me to put my dick away.

The wife finally said something like "you may be able to do that kind of thing in Ames, but not here." and I'm like "lady I've never even been to Ames so just relax." meanwhile finishing my pee, because you just can't cut it off.

She kind of giggled which pissed her husband off even more, and he told her to go inside. He threatened to call the cops but never did, and several hours later I peed in his back yard. I win.
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Poor guy, wife probably told him you had a bigger penis..