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Old 09-19-2009, 09:03 PM  
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'twas the night before Raiders...
And all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT FOR MY RIGHT HAND LIFTING THIS 22 OUNCE COORS LIGHT TO MY MOUTH!

I FUGGING HATE THE RAIDERS AND THEIR FANS SO MUCH!!!


CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS!


PLEASE!!!! IN OUR OWN HOUSE?!?!? C'MON!!!!


MAKE SOME FUGGING NOISE TOMORROW IF YOU'RE THERE AND BEAT THOSE SCUMBAGS!

ME AND DANE WILL WATCH THE GAME AT HIS PLACE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FROM THE KNUCKLE-DRAGGING RAIDUH FANS HERE IN L.A.

KILL THEM!!!!!
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:05 PM   #2
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:08 PM   #3
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:09 PM   #4
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:13 PM   #5
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Come on Tiny.

You can do better.
It began as a real sendup of the true poem and I got bored and impatient.



I just hate them and I wanna win tomorrow even if it's the only win we get.
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:23 PM   #6
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ME AND DANE WILL WATCH THE GAME AT HIS PLACE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FROM THE KNUCKLE-DRAGGING RAIDUH FANS HERE IN L.A.
Try living up by Oakland.
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:23 PM   #7
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TinyEvel is a poet and don't know it.

I hate the ****ing Raiders so very much. Please, Chiefs, kick their asses tomorrow so that I can go to work happy Monday morning. Kick their asses so that my family can tolerate me for the following day or two. Kick their asses just to prove that the Chiefs are NOT the worst team in the AFC.
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:30 PM   #8
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:32 PM   #9
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:35 PM   #10
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:38 PM   #11
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:38 PM   #12
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Twas the night beofre the Raiders
And all through the house

I was screaming and cursing
And scaring My spouse
The TV and Tivo were set for the game
In hopes that Cassel and Flowers weren't lame

This night I would go to my bed
With dreams of a Chiefs win in my head
But concern that a win would be hard
And Raider fans would call me a 'tard

When friends ask "What does it matter?"
My angered response causes them to scatter
"Away from the crazy man" they say
We'll just wait to talk to him another day

I can not say how happy I'll be
If the Chiefs just win, even just by three
7 points, 10 points, 13 points or more
Would have me floating off the floor

Todd Haley must find the tools
To put a hurtin' on those fools
Cassel, or Croyle, must hit some passes
And the defens has to pound some asses

When the game is over, and the Chiefs have won
We can all drink and party, and have some fun
Then as the day continoes to pass
We can all exclaim "We beat that ass".
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:45 PM   #13
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Twas the night beofre the Raiders
And all through the house

I was screaming and cursing
And scaring My spouse
The TV and Tivo were set for the game
In hopes that Cassel and Flowers weren't lame

This night I would go to my bed
With dreams of a Chiefs win in my head
But concern that a win would be hard
And Raider fans would call me a 'tard

When friends ask "What does it matter?"
My angered response causes them to scatter
"Away from the crazy man" they say
We'll just wait to talk to him another day

I can not say how happy I'll be
If the Chiefs just win, even just by three
7 points, 10 points, 13 points or more
Would have me floating off the floor

Todd Haley must find the tools
To put a hurtin' on those fools
Cassel, or Croyle, must hit some passes
And the defens has to pound some asses

When the game is over, and the Chiefs have won
We can all drink and party, and have some fun
Then as the day continoes to pass
We can all exclaim "We beat that ass".

That
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:57 PM   #14
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Old 09-19-2009, 10:00 PM   #15
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It was a decent effort, given the number of drinks I've consumed tonight.
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