Poop NFT-- Tonight, I shit like never before. - Page 3

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:07 PM

Very consistant, Very large, Very 'colon cleansing', Nice coloring,

Also, it's important, i had to flush twice! This pooping session were the aftermath of spaghetti, also, italian chicken, I'm not exactly sure which meal, and perhaps, some of both.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 06:49 PM

jesus, I'm bored.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

If I might ask, what is it that you do for work?

I work in the projection booth in the IMAX theater. If you look closely at the pic I uploaded, you can actually read the work "IMAX" next to the circle I indicated. That whole square on top of the mall is the theater, or at least the top half of it (screen's 60'x89', holds over 400 people). Once the film starts, my job is to watch the film and make sure nothing goes wrong. Means lots of time to post, and drink coffee...

RJ · 10-20-2009, 07:35 PM

Fiber is your friend.

Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 07:42 PM

A toilet would impress me if it could flush a chunk of shit like Mark Sanchez's quarterbacking.
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JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

A toilet would impress me if it could flush a chunk of shit like Mark Sanchez's quarterbacking.
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KCUnited · 10-20-2009, 07:50 PM

I tried this earlier this month, worked.

Simply Red · 10-20-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

I tried this earlier this month, worked.

can you do it regularly?

KCUnited · 10-20-2009, 07:55 PM

Once you've cleansed you're supposed to wait something like 6 weeks before you do it again.

Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 07:59 PM

When I want to clean out my colon I eat at Noodles and Company.
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Jerm · 10-20-2009, 08:02 PM

*waiting for the George Brett video*

This thread is just begging for it lol.
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TIED5573 · 10-20-2009, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Certainly does for me here in work. I swear, the thing's got about an 80-dB flush. I've never seen a toilet with this much suckitude. I love it. Being a big guy, usually I've got to be pretty careful... you know, squeeze out a nice little ladylike loaf if I'm using a small home toilet. With this thing, I can hold it for a couple of days and grunt up a storm until there's a flagpole saluting me from the john. I can leave something in there that would make the Electric Boat Co. down in CT think they lost a nuclear sub. Doesn't matter. Flush, gurgle, wham, it's gone. Let me tell you, until you have the ability to take monster dumps without any consequence, you don't realize what a luxury it is...

Semper Fi! Carry on, sir!

teedubya · 10-20-2009, 08:21 PM

Simply Red... must of given up on the "niners" and settled for a dude with a "niner"... now he can shit good again. Roto Rooter action, eh, Ryan? NTTIAWWT

Hoover · 10-20-2009, 08:25 PM

Some people don't flush so they can share their work with the rest of the world...

10-20-2009, 10:16 PM

ha, nice thread.... verrrryyyyy funnnnyyyyy...

10-20-2009, 06:07 PM
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	NFT-- Tonight, I shit like never before. Very consistant, Very large, Very 'colon cleansing', Nice coloring, Also, it's important, i had to flush twice! This pooping session were the aftermath of spaghetti, also, italian chicken, I'm not exactly sure which meal, and perhaps, some of both.
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10-20-2009, 06:49 PM	#31
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	jesus, I'm bored.
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10-20-2009, 07:35 PM	#33
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10-20-2009, 07:42 PM	#34
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	A toilet would impress me if it could flush a chunk of shit like Mark Sanchez's quarterbacking. Posted via Mobile Device
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10-20-2009, 07:50 PM	#36
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $-1581756	I tried this earlier this month, worked.
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10-20-2009, 07:55 PM	#38
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $-1581756	Once you've cleansed you're supposed to wait something like 6 weeks before you do it again.
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10-20-2009, 07:59 PM	#39
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	When I want to clean out my colon I eat at Noodles and Company. Posted via Mobile Device
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10-20-2009, 08:02 PM	#40
Jerm Mahomes > God Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $4428996	waiting for the George Brett video This thread is just begging for it lol. Posted via Mobile Device
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10-20-2009, 08:21 PM	#42
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Simply Red... must of given up on the "niners" and settled for a dude with a "niner"... now he can shit good again. Roto Rooter action, eh, Ryan? NTTIAWWT
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10-20-2009, 08:25 PM	#43
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-2111821	Some people don't flush so they can share their work with the rest of the world...
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10-20-2009, 10:16 PM	#44
Pink Paradise 2010 Guest Casino cash: $	ha, nice thread.... verrrryyyyy funnnnyyyyy...
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