New Year's Eve

[BY1401]

Originally Posted by Donger

Another year of trying to explain time zones to my kids.

"But Daddy! The Ball dropped in Times Square, so it's the New Year!"

"NO IT fuckING ISN'T YET! IT IS THE NEW YEAR IN NEW YORK, BUT IT IS 10:00PM HERE. SO, WE STILL HAVE TWO HOURS TO GO BEFORE IT'S THE NEW YEAR HERE!!!"

I'm convinced the little fuckers know and are just goading me up, but I fall for it every year anyway.

If they're school age, you should wake them up two hours early on the next school day. If they give you any lip, tell them that all the kids in Times Square are getting ready for school.