Nominees for the 2009 "Dumbass" post of the year. The "Carl Peterson Memorial" award.

[BigRedChief]

The Academy board (BRC, Pestilence, Gonzo, RedneckRaider and Mr. Flopnuts) has finalized the process for post of the year. We will have 5 different categories for the 2009 post of the year. (Humor, Chiefs, Poopouri, DC and Dumbass). Each of those categories will win an award and salutation as the best in their category for 2009. Once we have a winner in each category, there will be a final poll with the winners of the 5 categories battling it out for the honor of being the Chiefsplanet 2009 post of the year. From this point going forward the annual Chiefs Planet post of the year will receive the honorable distinction as a recipient of the “Logical Memorial Award” for post of the year. And the thread gets an automatic induction to the Hall of Classics.

Nomination threads in each category will be open for 48 hours. The first poll is open for 3 days. The final poll in each category is open for 6 days. All nominations and polls are public.
You must cut and paste the nomination post into the nomination thread, plus a link to the original page(to keep any shenanigans from occurring).

Nominations that will make it to the poll round will be decided by how many nominations a post gets. A 2^nd nomination by a poster, a 3^rd nomination etc. We will keep the tally in the original starting post.
Any post from January 1st 2009 to present is eligible in its own category.

Any dupe accounts or new accounts(less than 5 posts) are ineligible to vote and their votes will be discarded. Any nominee caught being a part of something like this will be disqualified. We will keep all graft and bribery out in the open. All bribery/graft is allowed and encouraged and will only pertain to that thread in which the bribe/graft was posted. Any new poll or thread means new graft and or bribes. We will keep track of the known bribes and graft in the opening post. Once nominated, it’s official and the nominee or the person who nominated the nominee can’t withdraw. There is no dropping out and throwing support to another nominee/poster.

The "Chiefs" nomination thread will be out tommorrow. This will be run by academy member Gonzo.
The "Humor" nomination thread will be out on Friday. This will be run by academy member Mr. Flopnuts.
The "DC" nomination thread will be out ASAP. This will be run by academy member RedneckRaider.
The "Poopuri" nomination thread will be out Monday. This will be run by academy member Pestilience.

The whole point of this is to have some fun, entertainment and distraction from how much our team sucks. You think it’s stupid, fine and dandy. But, please don’t anyone take this too seriously. I know some will really want to earn that “Logical Memorial Award” but let’s don’t stray too far from the entertainment. Stick to having some fun with this idea.
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The first nominee category is the 2009 “Dumbass” Post of the Year, the “Carl Peterson Memorial Award”. Let the games begin.

The nominees:
Tribal Warfare: post #15 in this thread.
Babygirl21 : post #33 in this thread.
Mecca : post #51 int his thread. +2
BRC: post #1 in this thread. +1
Pioli Zombie: post #31 in this thread.
dirk digler: post #60 in this thread.
reiko: post #57 in this thread. +6
mecca: post #64 in this thread.
Garcia Bronco: post #65 in this thread. +1
Dane McCloud: post #72 in this thread.
Baitism: post #73 in this thread.
Baitism: post #153 in this thread.
Go Chiefs: post #88 in this thread.
Raised on Riots: post #92 in this thread.
KnowMo2724: post #98 in this thread.
RippedmyFlesh: post #100 in this thread.
KnowMo2724: post #130 in this thread.
Saul Good: post #135 in this thread.
scho63: post #143 in this thread.
Sam Hall: post #145 in this thread.
Phil Free: post #157 in this thread

If a post doesn't have a 2nd nomination it misses the cut to the poll round.

If we don't get more nominations and more support from other posts, it looks like we are going to have a landslide winner so we will skip the poll round and go right to the Final vote and poll.

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Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-04-2012 at 08:23 PM..

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

It's not DQ'd, just get all the info up there.


BRC is dropping the mother****ing hammer...

Shit just got real.

right, not serious about being disqualified. Just having a little fun. just copy the text into your orginal post.

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

right, not serious about being disqualified. Just having a little fun. just copy the text into your orginal post.

You are strict, yet merciful.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Hey BRC, I'm thinking we can have the link and pasted text for each post. Post #'s are not mandatory.

We can't expect these guys to follow more that 2 sets of instructions.

Done

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

He got a little vacation for that. Should have been permanent.

It got him my first ever neg rep. Should have hit the report button too.

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

right, not serious about being disqualified. Just having a little fun. just copy the text into your orginal post.

the quote from the original text is pasted in there, guess I'll try it another way if it still can't be seen.

[BossChief]

Figure Id stir it up a little and throw in a well known classic...Im bored...this thread needs some action!

"I'd rather rape myself with a toilet brush than draft Brian Orakpo."

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...et#post5542034

post #186

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by chasedude

the quote from the original text is pasted in there, guess I'll try it another way if it still can't be seen.

There, I changed it around so the iggy might not pick it up. Anyway, that's all I got.

[wild1]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Figure Id stir it up a little and throw in a well known classic...Im bored...this thread needs some action!

"I'd rather rape myself with a toilet brush than draft Brian Orakpo."

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...et#post5542034

post #186

There is your early leader!

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by wild1

There is your early leader!

I third this... Let it be done!

[Lono]

Sorry Nutz.

Post # 39: I accept his apology and hope he's toting the rock this Sunday.

We need a win.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...mochief&page=3

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Hey BRC, I'm thinking we can have the link and pasted text for each post. Post #'s are not mandatory.

We can't expect these guys to follow more that 2 sets of instructions.

I think 2 sets of instructions is pushing it.

[wild1]

How about some of the defenses of "The (shanahan) deal is done!"

[Mr. Plow]

This would be easier if I didn't have RoR on ignore.

[L.A. Chieffan]

It's not going to win, but I nominate post #170 here:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...=216265&page=3


"The only thing you know about the game of football is what channel it comes on. You don't even have a NFL team in gaywood\LA because you guys are so ****ing stupid."

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by Buzz

I submit this guy for your consideration... POST #1


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...17#post6196917


so i was high as **** last night

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and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

this

What a loser.