Married coworker hitting on me...Should I bang her?

[NewChief]

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by NewPhin

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

It's the fact that she comes from good breeding stock and the odds of your offspring being professional athletes is significantly higher .

[Blitz]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

It's the fact that she comes from good breeding stock and the odds of your offspring being professional athletes is significantly higher .

In other words, future lottery ticket.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by NewPhin

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

The older you get, the more you realize: an O is an O, and your hand doesn't talk back, ask for money, yell at you, or sue you for half your belongings.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by NewPhin

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

It's laziness, but it takes maturity to recognize which option is going to be the easier path in the long run.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

God damnit, you people disappoint me, this shit had HoC potential. Whatever happened to the Planet tradition of giving the worst advice possible?

Originally Posted by NewPhin

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

Maturity. It's gotta be. Hell, a few years back i woulda told him to ask her if she was spayed and how fun it is to have one that will let ya blow in her and not worry about the slimy swimmers.