Chiefs 10 Reasons For Reasonably INSANE ENTHUZIAZM!!1! for this week's game. - Page 4

Direckshun · 10-06-2010, 06:41 PM

This place isn't nearly AAAAAMMPPPEEEDDDDD UUUUPPPPP enough for this upcoming game.

LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON, YOU ****ING PANSIES

But, let's do so reasonably. Surely we can strike the difference between intense, unbridled homerism and cautious optimism.

We all know this is going to be a tough game.

A GAME WHERE WE LEAVE TIRE TRACKS ON THEIR ****ING THROATS

Yes, indeed. But a tough game none the less.

So while we are underdogs here (BEWARE OF TEH DOGZ, BITCH -- ARF ARF MOTHER****ER), there are actual parts of our game plan that haven't warranted threads yet that play decidedly into our favor.

Here's ten reasons, doing my best to balance reason with ol' fashioned enthusiasm, why we have a chance.

1. JUST TRY BREAKING OUT THAT STABLE AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES YOU. ADDAI WILL BE GLUE BY THE TIME WE'RE THROUGH.

2. Yes, the Colts cannot run the ball on us. Their offensive line has been in shambles for the better part of the season so far, especially on the edges. Their tackles can't get it done -- and that's where our defense is at its strongest. Their best shot is to go straight downhill at Edwards with Saturday and maybe Donald Brown. Belcher has been great for thumping here, but Edwards is still a weakness. I'd like to see the official debut of Shaun Smith at NT to remedy this problem.

3. THAT "O" IN OUR LOSS COLUMN STANDS FOR OOOOH NOOOO ARENAS BREAKS FREE AGAIN

4. That said, Arenas is a huge selling point on this team. After suffering through the worst special teams play I've ever seen during Herm's tenure, Haley has brought an amazing discipline that has made our special teams play amazing. We have won field position in every game we've played this year because of McCluster and Arenas. In what might be a shootout with the Colts, it will be a lot easier if Cassel has to go 55 yards and Manning has to go 90.

5. THIS AIN'T YOUR MOTHER'S PREVENT, MANCHILDS. THE ONLY THING WE PREVENT IS YOUR HAPPINESS.

6. Crennel has been very successful against Manning because he brings a lot of pressure. He doesn't Herminate our chances by playing soft and keeping everything underneathe. He's shown resounding trust in Berry and Lewis, and doesn't really play our secondary as if it's run by rookies, which it is. This will allow for a couple big plays, but otherwise Manning may just have to stick to his hot reads to escape the pressure.

7. YOU WANT TO TRY AND STEAL FIRSTS BY USING YOUR TIGHT END??? MCGRAW WILL TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME.

8. Dallas Clark is a wonderful route-runner, but he's not a better athlete or a faster runner than Vernon Davis, whom Jon McGraw remained glued to against the 49ers. I'd love to see Berry get more time against tight ends to see where it leads (I truly think he can be a shut-down guy), but if McGraw can keep Clark to three catches, 25 yards on the day, and take him out of the red zone, Manning's lost a very reliable target. The guy isn't Tony G; he can be marked.

9. WE ARE SO DEEP AT CORNER YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A LIFEVEST TO STAY AFLOAT

10. Okay, not that deep, but our two corners can do a great job in keeping Wayne and Collie contained to a good degree. And Arenas is proving to be a phenomenal 3rd corner. For the first time in ages, your WRs will have to beat our CBs by actually playing better, not by simply having more depth there. Flowers, Carr, and Arenas is a great (though young) trio to have against a deep WR corps.

All that said, we can seriously do this. We can do this.

WE CAN DO THIS.

WEEEEE CAAAAAN DOOOOO THIIIISSSSS.

Direckshun · 10-07-2010, 12:10 AM

Dexter McCluster.

DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Hammock Parties · 10-07-2010, 12:14 AM

THE PATRIOTS TRADED RANDY MOSS
BUT NOT BECAUSE BELICHICK WAS GETTING TIRED OF HIM

PIOLI'S FANTASY TEAM NEEDED A BOOST
HE CALLED IN A ****ING FAVOR

Chiefs=Champions · 10-07-2010, 12:16 AM

this thread has potential

Direckshun · 10-07-2010, 01:18 AM

WE'VE GOT SOME DIFFICULT DAYS AHEAD

BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WITH CASSEL NOW

BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP

LIKE ANYBODY HE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A LONG CAREER

LONGEVITY HAS ITS PLACE

BUT HE'S NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT NOW

HE JUST WANTS TO DO LAMAR'S WILL

AND HE HAS ALLOWED CASSEL TO GO UP THE MOUNTAIN

AND HE'S LOOKED OVER

AND HE'S SEEEEEENNNNNNNN THE PROMISED LAND

HE MAY NOT GET THERE WITH US

BUT HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW TONIGHT

THAT WE AS A TEAM

WILL GET TO THE PROMISED LAND

SO HE'S HAPPY THIS WEEK

HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING

HE'S NOT FEARING ANY MAN

HIS EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

Sannyasi · 10-07-2010, 01:22 AM

Hammock Parties · 10-07-2010, 01:28 AM

WELL PHIL SIMMS, HERE WE ARE AND THE COLTS HAVE A CHANCE TO TAKE THE LEAD HERE IN THE FINAL MINUTES AGAINST THE CHIEFS. IT'S FOURTH AND GOAL AT THE FIVE. YOU THINK MANNING'S GONNA DROP BACK?

JIM, THERE'S NO QUESTION.

MANNING IN THE SHOTGUN, TAKES THE SNAP. THE CHIEFS BRING A LATE BLITZ FROM THE SECONDARY.

IT'S ERIC BERRY!

HE'S RIGHT IN MANNING'S FACE!

MANNING THROWS!

IT'S INCOMPLETE!

CHIEFS WIN!

WELL JIM, THE COLTS SURE HAVE FALLEN FAR TO ALLOW A TEAM LIKE KANSAS CITY TO BEAT THEM!

**kysirsoze** · 10-07-2010, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

This is our ****ing force of nature at middle linebacker. Watch him **** shit up.

LOL @ the roughing the passer penalty.

oh, wait....

I READ THIS THREAD AND THEN BUILT A CAR WITH MY ERECT PENIS!!!!!

Hammock Parties · 10-07-2010, 01:35 AM

Scott Pioli built a FOOTBALL DYNASTY with his erect penis.

Literally. Tom Brady's mother, to this day, does not know who the father was.

**kysirsoze** · 10-07-2010, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Scott Pioli built a FOOTBALL DYNASTY with his erect penis.

Literally. Tom Brady's mother, to this day, does not know who the father was.

...BECAUSE PIOLI'S PENIS GAVE HER A CONCUSSION THAT MADE DR. JAMES ANDREWS SHIT HIS PANTS.

Fumblerooski · 10-07-2010, 07:33 AM

LAST NIGHT I SHOWED MY WIFE'S POODLE A PICTURE OF SCOTT PIOLI.

THIS MORNING HE HAD GROWN INTO A PIT BULL, WEARING A "I INJURED VICK" T-SHIRT!

PIOLI, CHIEFS, CHIEFSPLANET... FTMFW!!!!

ForeverChiefs58 · 10-07-2010, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

This is our ****ing force of nature at middle linebacker. Watch him **** shit up.

Holy Hell that was awesome! Love the soundtrack and at the 4:05 mark Gunther saying "Hey...Numbnuts...Let's Go!

ForeverChiefs58 · 10-07-2010, 10:23 AM

I looked at this thread while lifting weights with my right arm and typing with my left. I might need to switch it up tomorrow.

ForeverChiefs58 · 10-07-2010, 10:50 AM

Hey Gochiefs, this would make a great background soundtrack. I can picture Haley giving this speach:

**Iowanian** · 10-07-2010, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Is there a condensed version

Let me translate

RED FOR KANSASCITISTAN!

Direckshun · 10-07-2010, 11:29 AM

I HAVE SEEN MATT CASSEL AND THE BISHOP DESMOND TUTU IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME

JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!

I SAID THINK ABOUT THAT, ASS PIRATES.

10-06-2010, 06:41 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2033447	10 Reasons For Reasonably INSANE ENTHUZIAZM!!1! for this week's game. This place isn't nearly AAAAAMMPPPEEEDDDDD UUUUPPPPP enough for this upcoming game. LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON, YOU **ING PANSIES But, let's do so reasonably. Surely we can strike the difference between intense, unbridled homerism and cautious optimism. We all know this is going to be a tough game. A GAME WHERE WE LEAVE TIRE TRACKS ON THEIR ING THROATS Yes, indeed. But a tough game none the less. So while we are underdogs here (BEWARE OF TEH DOGZ, BITCH -- ARF ARF MOTHER*ER), there are actual parts of our game plan that haven't warranted threads yet that play decidedly into our favor. Here's ten reasons, doing my best to balance reason with ol' fashioned enthusiasm, why we have a chance. 1. JUST TRY BREAKING OUT THAT STABLE AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES YOU. ADDAI WILL BE GLUE BY THE TIME WE'RE THROUGH. 2. Yes, the Colts cannot run the ball on us. Their offensive line has been in shambles for the better part of the season so far, especially on the edges. Their tackles can't get it done -- and that's where our defense is at its strongest. Their best shot is to go straight downhill at Edwards with Saturday and maybe Donald Brown. Belcher has been great for thumping here, but Edwards is still a weakness. I'd like to see the official debut of Shaun Smith at NT to remedy this problem. 3. THAT "O" IN OUR LOSS COLUMN STANDS FOR OOOOH NOOOO ARENAS BREAKS FREE AGAIN 4. That said, Arenas is a huge selling point on this team. After suffering through the worst special teams play I've ever seen during Herm's tenure, Haley has brought an amazing discipline that has made our special teams play amazing. We have won field position in every game we've played this year because of McCluster and Arenas. In what might be a shootout with the Colts, it will be a lot easier if Cassel has to go 55 yards and Manning has to go 90. 5. THIS AIN'T YOUR MOTHER'S PREVENT, MANCHILDS. THE ONLY THING WE PREVENT IS YOUR HAPPINESS. 6. Crennel has been very successful against Manning because he brings a lot of pressure. He doesn't Herminate our chances by playing soft and keeping everything underneathe. He's shown resounding trust in Berry and Lewis, and doesn't really play our secondary as if it's run by rookies, which it is. This will allow for a couple big plays, but otherwise Manning may just have to stick to his hot reads to escape the pressure. 7. YOU WANT TO TRY AND STEAL* FIRSTS BY USING YOUR TIGHT END??? MCGRAW WILL TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME. 8. Dallas Clark is a wonderful route-runner, but he's not a better athlete or a faster runner than Vernon Davis, whom Jon McGraw remained glued to against the 49ers. I'd love to see Berry get more time against tight ends to see where it leads (I truly think he can be a shut-down guy), but if McGraw can keep Clark to three catches, 25 yards on the day, and take him out of the red zone, Manning's lost a very reliable target. The guy isn't Tony G; he can be marked. 9. WE ARE SO DEEP AT CORNER YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A LIFEVEST TO STAY AFLOAT 10. Okay, not that deep, but our two corners can do a great job in keeping Wayne and Collie contained to a good degree. And Arenas is proving to be a phenomenal 3rd corner. For the first time in ages, your WRs will have to beat our CBs by actually playing better, not by simply having more depth there. Flowers, Carr, and Arenas is a great (though young) trio to have against a deep WR corps. All that said, we can seriously do this. We can do this. WE CAN DO THIS. WEEEEE CAAAAAN DOOOOO THIIIISSSSS.
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10-07-2010, 12:10 AM	#46
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2033447	Dexter McCluster. DESTROYER OF WORLDS
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $840478	THE PATRIOTS TRADED RANDY MOSS BUT NOT BECAUSE BELICHICK WAS GETTING TIRED OF HIM PIOLI'S FANTASY TEAM NEEDED A BOOST HE CALLED IN A ****ING FAVOR __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-07-2010, 01:18 AM	#49
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2033447	WE'VE GOT SOME DIFFICULT DAYS AHEAD BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WITH CASSEL NOW BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP LIKE ANYBODY HE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A LONG CAREER LONGEVITY HAS ITS PLACE BUT HE'S NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT NOW HE JUST WANTS TO DO LAMAR'S WILL AND HE HAS ALLOWED CASSEL TO GO UP THE MOUNTAIN AND HE'S LOOKED OVER AND HE'S SEEEEEENNNNNNNN THE PROMISED LAND HE MAY NOT GET THERE WITH US BUT HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW TONIGHT THAT WE AS A TEAM WILL GET TO THE PROMISED LAND SO HE'S HAPPY THIS WEEK HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING HE'S NOT FEARING ANY MAN HIS EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
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10-07-2010, 01:28 AM	#51
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $840478	WELL PHIL SIMMS, HERE WE ARE AND THE COLTS HAVE A CHANCE TO TAKE THE LEAD HERE IN THE FINAL MINUTES AGAINST THE CHIEFS. IT'S FOURTH AND GOAL AT THE FIVE. YOU THINK MANNING'S GONNA DROP BACK? JIM, THERE'S NO QUESTION. MANNING IN THE SHOTGUN, TAKES THE SNAP. THE CHIEFS BRING A LATE BLITZ FROM THE SECONDARY. IT'S ERIC BERRY! HE'S RIGHT IN MANNING'S FACE! MANNING THROWS! IT'S INCOMPLETE! CHIEFS WIN! WELL JIM, THE COLTS SURE HAVE FALLEN FAR TO ALLOW A TEAM LIKE KANSAS CITY TO BEAT THEM! __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-07-2010, 01:35 AM	#53
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $840478	Scott Pioli built a FOOTBALL DYNASTY with his erect penis. Literally. Tom Brady's mother, to this day, does not know who the father was. __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-07-2010, 10:50 AM	#58
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10-07-2010, 11:29 AM	#60
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2033447	I HAVE SEEN MATT CASSEL AND THE BISHOP DESMOND TUTU IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!! I SAID THINK ABOUT THAT, ASS PIRATES.
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