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Old 05-21-2011, 06:54 AM   #1
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous.

While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life.

I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again.

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Old 05-21-2011, 09:44 AM   #2
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous.

While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life.

I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:57 AM   #3
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous.

While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life.

I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again.

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LOL!!! Even Whitlock could write better fiction!!
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Old 05-21-2011, 02:50 PM   #4
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LOL!!! Even Whitlock could write better fiction!!
If I was going to lie I could come up with a far more kinky and rewarding experience. It was the worst blowjob I've ever received.
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Old 05-21-2011, 08:34 PM   #5
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If I was going to lie I could come up with a far more kinky and rewarding experience. It was the worst blowjob I've ever received.
Lots of liars have used this defense........
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Old 05-21-2011, 08:44 PM   #6
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:43 AM   #7
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If I was going to lie I could come up with a far more kinky and rewarding experience. It was the worst blowjob I've ever received.
Uh.

You have shared too much information.
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:42 PM   #8
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If I was going to lie I could come up with a far more kinky and rewarding experience. It was the worst blowjob I've ever received.
Wow.

You hook up with Couples on Craigslist and then you come here to brag about that? WTF is wrong with you, dude?

Enjoy your STDs.
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:50 PM   #9
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You hook up with Couples on Craigslist and then you come here to brag about that? WTF is wrong with you, dude?

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Prude.

I wasn't bragging (what is there to brag about?), someone asked. Get over it.
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:59 PM   #10
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Prude.

I wasn't bragging (what is there to brag about?), someone asked. Get over it.
A month and a half later.
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Shit. If I had known this was at the Down Under Pub, I could have verified authenticity. I live literally a mile away from this place. They actually have decent food and good selection of beer.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:28 AM   #12
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous.

While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life.

I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again.

STRANGERS IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, REAL HEDONISTIIIIIIIIIIIC.....
the same exact thing happened to a friend of mine
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:56 AM   #13
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go to her hotel for a sexual rendevous.

When we got to her room her big tits held me down as she tied my hands to the bed post. As I laid there in my parachute pants and Han Solo puffy shirt she slowly unvelcroed my kicks. She then tied my feet, still in my toe socks to the footboard. This evidently made her so ****ing hot because she excused herself from the room to go get a bucket of ice. As I lay there with pressure of my total existence tearing my Superman Underoos. I heard the door SLAM. Next thing I know Batman and Robin come rushing into the room.

"Holy smokes batman" I heard Robin exclaim as he kneeled beside the bed.

The room was filled with captions exclaiming the extacy the dynamic duo.

BANG...POP...SLURP...KaPLOW.

Three hours later I awake from the best night of my life

I got a towel to clean myself off and left them my phone number and I never heard from them again.

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Old 05-21-2011, 08:30 PM   #15
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I met a couple at a bar. The husband invited me to dance with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I felt her up on the dance floor, megapervert style, and made out with her.

After a brief chat in which I managed to spill a drink on the blonde wife with big tits, we decided to go back to my place for a sexual rendevous.

While hubby jerked off in the corner, I averted my eyes and made out some more with his blonde wife who also had big tits. I also put her big tits in my mouth and did some stuff with them. Then I received an extremely lame blowjob and finished myself off all over her big tits in literally the largest jizz explosion of my life.

I got her a towel to clean herself off and they left and I never heard from them again.

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