You find a nude picture of your girlfriend's teen daughter on her cell phone. Do you:

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Originally Posted by FAX

Well, I was just thinking that if this guy's girlfriend was a Bigfoot, that would make her daughter at least half-Bigfoot, if not whole-Bigfoot depending on who the father is and all and whether he spends his time searching the woods for beetles and grubs.

Given the sheer, undeniable fact that Bigfeets wear no clothing whatsoever, it would be perfectly normal for them to take photographs of themselves in the Bignude. I have never heard of a guy being sent to prison for texting a photo of a naked Bigfoot. Normally, those guys get to go on Larry King Live. So I'm thinking that, if you simply restrict your dating to Bigfeets, that pretty much solves that problem.

FAX