Small things in life that gravel your ass

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by KCTitus

Coffee: Coffee was made to be drank straight. I cannot stand people (especially men) who think they drink coffee, but for all intents and purposes make hot chocolate or chocolate milk. Dont call what you're doing coffee... Also, audibly horribly loud sips by people. If it's too hot that you have to suck in 5 seconds of air with 3 drips, it's too effing hot. Just wait. Of course, this doesnt happen with hot chocolate drinkers because after 10oz of cream and 8 sugars, it's pretty much chocolate milk.

Whiskey was made to be drunk straight too but I rarely do because it taste less like a donkey ass when mixed.

And I know what chocolate milk tastes like. Coffee with cream and sugar tastes nothing like chocolate milk... but to each their own.