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Old 02-19-2012, 07:20 AM  
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Help me figure out this chick for a good friend of mine..

Ok, my friend was married for 16 years, his wife basically came home one day and said she did not want to be married anymore... So that's over... He has been legally separated for like 6 months now. He has 2 very well behaved children....


Ok here's the deal, the guy met a good looking woman about 3 months ago and she would like to come over in the mornings to his house and booty call him after all the kids go to school (he works nights too) and she was happy with that.

Background on her, she is very good looking , 35 years old but she has one major problem and that problem is her 2 kids from hell,(10 & 5) I mean these kids hit her, disrespect her and everybody she is around, run in restaurants , slam doors so hard you think they are coming off the hinges etc... imagine bad then add 10 times more to it... I mean really bad.

He is a very dedicated Dad and his kids come #1 in his life and she is mad because he will not spend more time with her, she is now withholding the promised land from him now trying to get her way.... Should he just dump her and move onto another woman who just wants to date? He has 3 or 4 scoping him out and want to date him. What do I tell this dumbass to prevent him from living a life of misery with this girl
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:05 AM   #16
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So did he slap her 11 year old daughter and get his spleen punched out this weekend?
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:06 AM   #17
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I'm really going to be unable to provide my very desirable and 100% practical advice on this matter until I have sampled a taste of all 3 or 4 women who are in play. I am willing to waive my very substantial consulting fee this one time if we can make it happen in a week. You know how to reach me.
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:06 AM   #18
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Your friend needs to learn to read the signs better.

Any normal man should be able to see the warning signs and know this woman is damaged goods. The saying about no matter how good looking a woman is, someone thinks she is a bitch is valid here. Someone else obviously isn't with her now for a reason....

Your friend needs to learn about party pussy, have some fun while being responsible to his kids. He doesn't have to be locked down with every doe he bucks.
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:07 AM   #19
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Moreover,

Did you pay cash for this piece of ass for breakfast or charge it?
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:07 AM   #20
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Dump that bitch... ohh and have the 10 year old hauled off to juvenile court for assault.
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:11 AM   #21
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Your friend needs to learn to read the signs better.

Any normal man should be able to see the warning signs and know this woman is damaged goods. The saying about no matter how good looking a woman is, someone thinks she is a bitch is valid here. Someone else obviously isn't with her now for a reason....

Your friend needs to learn about party pussy, have some fun while being responsible to his kids. He doesn't have to be locked down with every doe he bucks.
Oh he is the most responsible parent I know and has not chose this woman in any way over his kids... Thats why she has the major case of the ass with him right now...

He is awed by her beauty and his lack of physical affection from his marriage, he is out of the loop and does not quite grasp the single life well....

You are right
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:11 AM   #22
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Did you pay cash for this piece of ass for breakfast or charge it?
Charged it....
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:11 AM   #23
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Dump that bitch... ohh and have the 10 year old hauled off to juvenile court for assault.

His ass needs to be somewhere
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:16 AM   #25
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:24 AM   #26
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Your friend needs to learn to read the signs better.

Any normal man should be able to see the warning signs and know this woman is damaged goods. The saying about no matter how good looking a woman is, someone thinks she is a bitch is valid here. Someone else obviously isn't with her now for a reason....

Your friend needs to learn about party pussy, have some fun while being responsible to his kids. He doesn't have to be locked down with every doe he bucks.
+168. I was about to say the same thing. Plus, the guy has only been on his own for a few months. Lots of fish (no pun intended) in the sea.
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Background on her, she is very good looking , 35 years old but she has one major problem and that problem is her 2 kids from hell,(10 & 5) I mean these kids hit her, disrespect her and everybody she is around, run in restaurants , slam doors so hard you think they are coming off the hinges etc... imagine bad then add 10 times more to it... I mean really bad.
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Old 02-19-2012, 09:12 AM   #29
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