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Seinfeld Star Shoots Self In Head, Lives,Calls 911- Probably Due to CP Poll Hate
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU
'SEINFELD' STAR Survives Suicide Attempt 'I've Shot Myself in the Head' Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help. Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help." The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes." The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple." Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them. Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition. During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion. ![]() |
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Of all the reasons to takes one's life
The loss of a few toes would be way down on the list |
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Hopefully he comes out of this a Newman.
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Did you hear what I said?
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I was actually hoping it would be one of the main stars.
And how fitting it would be if the others showed up and mocked the person afterward: Jerry: OH MY GOD, Elaine is getting blood all over my sofa! Kramer: Isn't that the same spot with Pepe peed? George: Dammit, she was supposed to hook me up with her hot friend! Now what the hell am I going to do with this extra ticket! (and you people thought I never watched the show) |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Did he report that it was like getting kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola? Maybe he should've been wearing a helmet.
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He's lucky he didn't get tazered.
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Did you hear what I said?
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So, did anybody have this guy in the Dead Pool?
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Most things I worry about…
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...this episode is prolly all over nothing...
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Embrace the love
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?
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Just because we don't think its the best thing since internet porn, we're haters? I don't hate Seinfeld. Just don't feel its the funniest show ever. BFD.
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This guy was the sheriff in O Brother Where Art Thou.
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Well, thats too bad. Anyone seen koko?
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I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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