This is how you kick someone in the face:

[durtyrute]

You never know what someone else can do. A friend of ours has a daughter that is dating this guy. He's like 17 or some shit like that. When I first met him, I thought he was gay, just from how he talked and walked. Turns out he is a black belt in kung fu or one of those kick ass styles. I guess I won't ever call him gay to his face then. That's the last thing I need is to get my ass kicked by a 17 year old.