Waiter input 'Fat Girls' on receipt to describe a table - Fat Girls SUE

[Canofbier]

There's nothing we can do about it - we have to live with it, all three of us...sniffle.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you cow. There is a very, very small portion of people whose biology predisposes them to be THAT fat. You weigh as much as you do because you eat 5000 calories a day and ride scooters around the grocery store.