Fair value for Bowe: 5 years, 58m, 20m guaranteed.

[Hammock Parties]

Per this very insightful breakdown.

http://overthecap.com/estimating-the...r-dwayne-bowe/

It's long but here's the meat:

Comparable Players

Most likely Bowe has two players in mind when looking for a new deal- Vincent Jackson and DeSean Jackson, who both signed new contracts in 2012. I also want to look at the performance of two older players, Brandon Marshall and Andre Johnson, who both signed new contracts back in 2010. The table below compares the 3 year averages of each player prior to their extension:

These are 3 year averages for D. Jackson and Bowe but only 2 year averages for V. Jackson since he held out all but 5 games of the 2010 season.

The numbers are adjusted for games missed to not inflate the performance of the others on the team when the player in question was injured.

Now we can see how favorably Bowe compares to Jackson. Bowe was a more valuable player to the Chiefs than Jackson was to the Chargers and perhaps that is why the Chiefs are rumored to now want to keep him in the fold.

I think the most striking stat is the interception rate which pointed to Jackson seeing a lot of passes attempted for him getting picked off compared to Bowe. These numbers tell me that Bowe is a clear number 1 and was doing some pretty impressive things in Kansas City with almost no talent around him.

Based on the comparative performance I am going to push and say on average Bowe is worth about 9.5% more than Jackson, which is pretty much the upper bound of his deal. That would equate to a deal worth a little below $12.2 million a year.

Now I don’t think that will happen. Based on the same analysis Vincent was about 33% more valuable than DeSean but overall his deal ended up 14.5% higher in APY. Using the same adjustment Bowe should earn a realistic deal worth 4.2% more than Jackson, equating to about $11.58 million a season.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Bowe wasn't acting as an informer.

"To inform" is a premeditated act.

He blurted it out, accidentally.

You're wrong. Move on.

There goes Mr. High and mighty again.

He was acting as an informer, whether it was on purpose or not. Shit, like I said before, it's actually worse to be stupid and be an informer...that's two negative traits.

YOUR definition is one gathered from the drug community...

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

I never had to worry anyway.

The bad boys weren't strong enough to shove my head in the toilet for a swirly.

They were probably strong enough to shove your head in the toilet, but not strong enough to lift you into position for that final part to take place.

[BossChief]

Two guys (jack and jim) smoke a joint and then go in separate directions.

Jack meets someone new and this person asks him if he smokes and he says yes and says he likes smoking joints with his buddy Jim.

This new person turns out to be a cop and Jim gets busted for possession.

Is Jack an informant?

[aturnis]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Two guys (jack and jim) smoke a joint and then go in separate directions.

Jack meets someone new and this person asks him if he smokes and he says yes and says he likes smoking joints with his buddy Jim.

This new person turns out to be a cop and Jim gets busted for possession.

Is Jack an informant?

Absolutely not.

[aturnis]

Originally Posted by Rugby Thompson

He was at the superbowl with Birdman, wayne and that young money crew looking high as a kite.

If you're talking about when he was in Tampa, you're an idiot. If you're talking about this year's Super Bowl, show me.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by aturnis

Absolutely not.

Better ask Jim about that.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BossChief

They were probably strong enough to shove your head in the toilet, but not strong enough to lift you into position for that final part to take place.

Actually they weren't strong enough. There were two of them, even. But I was able to brace my hands against the stall walls and became an immovable object.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Actually they weren't strong enough. There were two of them, even. But I was able to brace my hands against the stall walls and became an immovable object.

Haha they had already lifted you into position?

[Rugby Thompson]

Originally Posted by aturnis

If you're talking about when he was in Tampa, you're an idiot. If you're talking about this year's Super Bowl, show me.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...6hXHtFNC5xtft7

there you go, i'm not such an idiot after all

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Haha they had already lifted you into position?

Like I said, no. I braced my arms against the stall walls when they pushed me inside.

Later of of them ran a pencil down the metal spine of his notebook, back and forth repeatedly and pretended like I was farting constantly, publicly shaming me and inviting the entire class to laugh at me. They did.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by Rugby Thompson

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...6hXHtFNC5xtft7

there you go, i'm not such an idiot after all

I don't think Bowe was even in that whole thing. Thanks for wasting that short part of my life.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Like I said, no. I braced my arms against the stall walls when they pushed me inside.

Later of of them ran a pencil down the metal spine of his notebook, back and forth repeatedly and pretended like I was farting constantly, publicly shaming me and inviting the entire class to laugh at me. They did.

So, like I said, they weren't strong enough to get you into position.

Kids can be cruel

[Rugby Thompson]

Originally Posted by BossChief

I don't think Bowe was even in that whole thing. Thanks for wasting that short part of my life.

clearly you didn't watch it, go to 1:36 in the video.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by Rugby Thompson

clearly you didn't watch it, go to 1:36 in the video.

He has glasses on inside and is only on there for a second or two.

What point are you trying to make from that?

[Rugby Thompson]

he may be on the video for a second but he was with them all night