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frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:07 PM

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

LOCOChief · 03-13-2013, 01:22 PM

THAT ONLY COST THE LANE PLUGGING BITCH $90. SHE SHOULD ROT IN THE HOPPY. LOT OF TIME, LOT OF PUSHUPS!

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty

They are also a hazard as they are impeding traffic.

but seriously...

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native

If only they would do this in Texas.

well per the link I provided in the OP

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

Texas AND Missouri SHOULD be doing this.
I've actually been behind a cop who is behind one of these STUPID SLOW BASTARD ASS BASTARDS....and they do nothing.
I'd turn my lights on at the very least so that you would....

1 - GET THE **** OVER
2 - MAYBE GET A CLUE THAT YOU ARE A MORON

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

but seriously...

He's right. When you have someone holding up the passing lane you end up with cars bunched up in close proximity, tailgating and it could even lead to a road rage situation. It's much safer to keep the traffic spread out and helps with traffic flow.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:27 PM

this has got to be the single most annoying aspect of daily life for most people.

AMIRIGHT?

Frosty · 03-13-2013, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

but seriously...

People get so irritated following the left lane squatters that they do stupid things to get around them. They are creating a hazard.

Most of the roads around here are 2 lane. I would like to see more cops ticket the idiots that won't follow the law requiring them to pull over if they get more than five cars behind them. I don't know how many times I get behind some moron with twenty cars piled up behind them because they are driving 10 under the limit.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

He's right. When you have someone holding up the passing lane you end up with cars bunched up in close proximity, tailgating and it could even lead to a road rage situation. It's much safer to keep the traffic spread out and helps with traffic flow.

hmm....I wonder if this could possibly have anything to do with....

THE LAW!

IT"S THE LAW BITCHES! THE TANKS COMING THRU!

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

this has got to be the single most annoying aspect of daily life for most people.

AMIRIGHT?

Actually the people who think they can go ahead and make their left turns long after their turn arrow has gone red are far more annoying to me.

Chief Gump · 03-13-2013, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

this has got to be the single most annoying aspect of daily life for most people.

AMIRIGHT?

I am right there with ya.

Frosty · 03-13-2013, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Actually the people who think they can go ahead and make their left turns long after their turn arrow has gone red are far more annoying to me.

The single most annoying thing to me in traffic are people that speed up when you pass them and slow back down once you can't get around them again. Or they will pass you back and then slow back down so you go down the road playing leapfrog. Running into these nitwits on long road trips has probably taken years off of my life due to high blood pressure.

KC native · 03-13-2013, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

well per the link I provided in the OP

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

Texas AND Missouri SHOULD be doing this.
I've actually been behind a cop who is behind one of these STUPID SLOW BASTARD ASS BASTARDS....and they do nothing.
I'd turn my lights on at the very least so that you would....

1 - GET THE **** OVER
2 - MAYBE GET A CLUE THAT YOU ARE A MORON

I've seen it happen in KC. It nevers happens here in Texas. In the more southern parts of Texas there are signs reminding slower drivers to get the eff out of the left lane.

**Predarat** · 03-13-2013, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

this has got to be the single most annoying aspect of daily life for most people.

AMIRIGHT?

It is epecially when they are right besides someone going the SAME ****ING SPEED!

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:37 PM

HAHAHAHA!
OK....are you guys just totally ****ing with me or WHAT?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predarat

Finially!! Left lane slowpokes are horrible shitheads.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty

They are also a hazard as they are impeding traffic.

So I respond with the following because I was purty sure Frosty posted this as a funny response to the shithead comment. (although I do agree it's true...as is the shithead comment)

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

but seriously...

Then the bugster responds with the following.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

He's right. When you have someone holding up the passing lane you end up with cars bunched up in close proximity, tailgating and it could even lead to a road rage situation. It's much safer to keep the traffic spread out and helps with traffic flow.

so now I'm back to....

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predarat

It is epecially when they are right besides someone going the SAME ****ING SPEED!

OK...I just blew a gasket.
I HATE THAT!

Frazod · 03-13-2013, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

well per the link I provided in the OP

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

Texas AND Missouri SHOULD be doing this.
I've actually been behind a cop who is behind one of these STUPID SLOW BASTARD ASS BASTARDS....and they do nothing.
I'd turn my lights on at the very least so that you would....

1 - GET THE **** OVER
2 - MAYBE GET A CLUE THAT YOU ARE A MORON

Never been to Texas, but of all the places I have been, nowhere is worse for dickbags driving slow in the fast lane than I-44 in the Ozarks. Mother of God what a bunch of ****ing tools.

03-13-2013, 01:07 PM
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	Get your ass OVER! It's the LAW DIPSHIT! Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95. Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters. "[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'" Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move. However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before. "Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said. She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA. "The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'" http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the **ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES! Here's a link to individual state laws. http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a **ing MORON! GET YOUR ASS OVER!
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