Cargo Plane Crash in Trashganistan

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Originally Posted by tooge

I'd have just opened the door and parachuted to safety/CP

Not shitting you here. My dad used to work for a major small aircraft company and one of the test pilots that worked there had to put a plane down in a farmers corn field once and had to bail out. The farmer described seeing the parachute pop up from below the rows of corn. He survived and flew my family to California once on vacation.

Not recommending it, however.