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[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by loochy

I bet you have a mullet and a dante hall jersey

Interestingly, my family and I noted back when mullets/long hair was the rage in the 80s, that I was physically incapable of long hair in the back. The hair on top of my head grows like a weed to this day. I can be Marines ready after a haircut and 4 weeks later I have a Conan O'Brien pompadour up top. But in back it grows at a glacial pace and most just bunches up. I've never in my life had my hair touch my collar and I made several converted efforts in my youth.

EDIT TO ADD: I'm not counting those shitty neck wisps that come up when I don't keep them in check. Back hair? nope. Ear hair? nope. Neck hair? you bet your sweet bippy.