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| I hide at the top of the stairs and stab him with the Bowie knife with the element of surprise. |
   
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8 | 14.81% |
| I hide at the top of the stairs and bonk him in the face with the baseball bat with the element of surprise. |
  
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28 | 51.85% |
| I hide at the top of the stairs without a weapon and attempt to shove him down the stairs with the element of surprise. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room with the Bowie knife, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room with the baseball bat, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room with the fake shotgun, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him. |
  
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1 | 1.85% |
| I stand 12 feet back in the room unarmed, ready to hold my ground and scare him off or capture him or reason with him. |
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0 | 0% |
| I go to the top of the stairs with the Bowie knife, and announce that I am holding my ground. |
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1 | 1.85% |
| I go to the top of the stairs with the baseball bat, and announce that I am holding my ground. |
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4 | 7.41% |
| I go to the top of the stairs with the fake shotgun, and announce that I am holding my ground. |
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1 | 1.85% |
| I go to the top of the stairs unarmed, and announce that I am holding my ground as a martial arts expert and former Army Ranger. |
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0 | 0% |
| I take the Bowie knife and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I take the baseball bat and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I take the fake shotgun and hide in the closet hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I hide in the closet unarmed hoping to avoid a confrontation. |
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0 | 0% |
| I jump out the window to escape. |
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3 | 5.56% |
| I break into a song and dance with the intent to mesmerize him until I can make my escape. |
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2 | 3.70% |
| I stab myself with the Bowie knife so the idiot will get put away for murder. |
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3 | 5.56% |
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08-22-2013, 10:24 PM
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Where's the option to use the pent up gas from chilli at dinner to rip one so big it blows the doors off the house and gasses any intruder into oblivion?
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