**** OFFICIAL College Football Week 1 Game Thread ****

[Setsuna]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Cautiously nervous about today's game, but..

What a punk. We're in the Swamp you ninny. Turn in your Gator fan card. Put a flower as your avatar.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by Setsuna

What a punk. We're in the Swamp you ninny. Turn in your Gator fan card. Put a flower as your avatar.

Listen you little bitch. You're nothing but a Gator wannabe. You wish you could call yourself alumnus and wish you could be a a Gator. But you're not. You're just a twat that lives in the little town of Jacksonville.

Toledo isn't some pushover. They won 9 games last year and went to a bowl. Their entire offense is back.

[Setsuna]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Listen you little bitch. You're nothing but a Gator wannabe. You wish you could call yourself alumnus and wish you could be a a Gator. But you're not. You're just a twat that lives in the little town of Jacksonville.

Toledo isn't some pushover. They won 9 games last year and went to a bowl. Their entire offense is back.

You didn't even know UF existed until high school. Stop talking newbie.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by Setsuna

You didn't even know UF existed until high school. Stop talking newbie.

Time for this real Gator, three times over, to go spend the day with his girl (also a real Gator) watching college football.

Enjoy your day pretending to be a Gator, all alone living at your parents, in the sleepy little bumpkin town of Jax.

[Setsuna]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Time for this real Gator, three times over, to go spend the day with his girl (also a real Gator) watching college football.

Enjoy your day pretending to be a Gator, all alone living at your parents, in the sleepy little bumpkin town of Jax.

Peace simpleton.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Time for this real Gator, three times over, to go spend the day with his girl (also a real Gator) watching college football.

Enjoy your day pretending to be a Gator, all alone living at your parents, in the sleepy little bumpkin town of Jax.

I'm a t-shirt fan myself, but this is hilarious. Well done.