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Old 07-15-2018, 09:02 PM   #1
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You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:09 PM   #2
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^ in actuality he probably gets more than most likely n here. Never amazed the amount pieces of shit men pull.
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Old 07-16-2018, 06:55 AM   #3
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You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.






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Old 07-15-2018, 07:11 AM   #4
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My divorce was the 2nd best thing that ever happened for me. 2 weeks after it was finalized I opened up my own store and that bitch couldn't touch it. Mine wasn't cheating she was just a total bitch.
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Old 07-15-2018, 08:27 AM   #5
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:51 AM   #6
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:56 AM   #7
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Old 07-15-2018, 10:58 AM   #8
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:20 AM   #9
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Old 07-15-2018, 10:42 AM   #10
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Am I the only one who caught the most shocking news in this thread?

Someone found Frazod to be an irresistible piece of ass?!
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:26 AM   #11
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Someone found Frazod to be an irresistible piece of ass?!
I had a girlfriend once who told everybody that she thought I was an asshole, but the sex was great. She'd literally come over, **** me, and leave. That was basically all we did. We didn't go out on dates, and I hardly ever spent any money on her.

It was wonderful.
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Old 07-16-2018, 01:42 PM   #12
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I had a girlfriend once who told everybody that she thought I was an asshole, but the sex was great. She'd literally come over, **** me, and leave. That was basically all we did. We didn't go out on dates, and I hardly ever spent any money on her.

It was wonderful.
You should marry that woman, and then live across town from her.
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Old 07-16-2018, 02:04 PM   #13
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I came up with a wonderful and perfectly apt descriptive phrase for her - vertically useless.
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Old 07-15-2018, 08:50 PM   #14
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Last time I tried to give advice in a thread a certain poster who shall remain nameless tried for several pages to argue with me. I've neither the time nor the inclination to deal with that again, and he's already posted in here, so I know he's about.

PM me. I may be able to give you some fast, simple answers.

And, lest anyone think I'm trolling for business (which I'm not... I'm actually working on two divorces tonight, so I have plenty of work), there is no charge for the conversation.
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:14 PM   #15
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Last time I tried to give advice in a thread a certain poster who shall remain nameless tried for several pages to argue with me. I've neither the time nor the inclination to deal with that again, and he's already posted in here, so I know he's about.

PM me. I may be able to give you some fast, simple answers.

And, lest anyone think I'm trolling for business (which I'm not... I'm actually working on two divorces tonight, so I have plenty of work), there is no charge for the conversation.
1 million percent chance he's talking about cooper barrett.

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You can blame your woman for ****ing around in the same way that you can blame your dog for chewing up the furniture or peeing on the floor.

It's in their nature to do shit like that, and prevention of such depends on you, the master.
Kill yourself.
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