Chiefsplanet B-17 Crew Assignments and Aircraft Naming

[Rain Man]

Okay, everyone. You've been drafted, you've been through basic training, and now you're in England. Your crew assignments are posted below. If you volunteered for duty, please check to be sure your name is on here. If not, let me know ASAP.

If you're not on here and didn't volunteer, but would like to join a crew, let me know and I can add you to the replacement crew list.

Pilots, please note: tradition dictates that you name your aircraft. Please submit a name in the next 24 hours. (I've got a bookmark to a website of real B-17 names, but of course it's down right now.)

Crew assignments were made according to post count, with the most posts equating to the highest position on the plane. Your crew was therefore determined by simply working down the list of posters (with some additions at the end for those who volunteered for service), so it's more or less random. No complaining about who you have to sit next to.

Ready?

Aircraft #1

Pilot Rausch
Copilot Gaz
Bombardier noswad
Navigator milkman
Engineer FloridaChief
Radio Op. DanT
Tail Gunner FringeNC
Ball Turret Gunner Valiant
Right Waist Gunner jettio
Left Waist Gunner chi3fs

Aircraft #2

Pilot Phobia
Copilot siberian khatru
Bombardier ROYC75
Navigator ®®
Engineer Saggysack
Radio Op. WisChief
Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan
Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs
Right Waist Gunner mizzou5
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Aircraft #3 (Look for the plane with the "Give peace a chance" bumper sticker.)

Pilot Logical
Copilot memyselfi
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner kcnut
Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5
Left Waist Gunner cntrygal

Aircraft #4

Pilot KCWolfman
Copilot Lattimer
Bombardier Slayer Diablo
Navigator go bo
Engineer KCJohnny
Radio Op. Redcoats58
Tail Gunner voyager
Ball Turret Gunner munkey
Right Waist Gunner TheFly
Left Waist Gunner cdcox

Aircraft #5

Pilot ENDelt260
Copilot SNR
Bombardier Garcia Bronco
Navigator philfree
Engineer Talisman
Radio Op. AJKCFAN
Tail Gunner Radar Chief
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy
Right Waist Gunner Scaga
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13

Aircraft #6

Pilot frazod
Copilot raiderhader
Bombardier headsnap
Navigator KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX
Engineer JazzzLovr
Radio Op. Alphaman
Tail Gunner CosmicPal
Ball Turret Gunner redbrian
Right Waist Gunner Chief Henry
Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell

Aircraft #7

Pilot htismaqe
Copilot Bwana
Bombardier jAZ
Navigator jiveturkey
Engineer 58Forever
Radio Op. fbal4lif32
Tail Gunner SDChiefsfan
Ball Turret Gunner KC Dan
Right Waist Gunner ExtremeChief
Left Waist Gunner trndobrd

Aircraft #8

Pilot MrBlond
Copilot HC_Chief
Bombardier papasmurf
Navigator Chiefnj
Engineer Cochise
Radio Op. KS Smitty
Tail Gunner ndbbm
Ball Turret Gunner JefChef
Right Waist Gunner T-post Tom
Left Waist Gunner 6Iron

Aircraft #9

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Aircraft #10 (I think this aircraft will be quite lucky.)

Pilot Rain Man
Copilot tk13
Bombardier ChiTown
Navigator whoman69
Engineer Pitt Gorilla
Radio Op. KC Jones
Tail Gunner Duck Dog
Ball Turret Gunner DrNick
Right Waist Gunner Cormac
Left Waist Gunner The Rick

Aircraft #11

Pilot JOhn
Copilot Bob_Damned_Dole
Bombardier bkkcoh
Navigator WilliamTheIrish
Engineer Dartgod
Radio Op. ck_IN
Tail Gunner grandllama
Ball Turret Gunner CASHMAN
Right Waist Gunner Slim_Shady
Left Waist Gunner penchief

Aircraft #12 (Obviously on loan from the Soviets or something)

Pilot Taco John
Copilot Mile High Mania
Bombardier Joe Seahawk
Navigator BigChiefFan
Engineer ZachKC
Radio Op. Archie F. Swin
Tail Gunner suds79
Ball Turret Gunner oleman47
Right Waist Gunner RJ
Left Waist Gunner KC2003

Aircraft #13

Pilot DaWolf
Copilot LVNHACK
Bombardier the Talking Can
Navigator Ugly Duck
Engineer Eric Draven
Radio Op. shakesthecat
Tail Gunner Simplex3
Ball Turret Gunner mikey23545
Right Waist Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan
Left Waist Gunner bunnytrdr

Aircraft #14

Pilot Psicosis
Copilot KCTitus
Bombardier Clint in Wichita
Navigator 2bikemike
Engineer Fat Elvis
Radio Op. chief52
Tail Gunner old_geezer
Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58
Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER
Left Waist Gunner patteeu

Aircraft #15

Pilot Special Ed
Copilot KcMizzou
Bombardier Bearcat
Navigator alanm
Engineer gh4chiefs
Radio Op. mcan
Tail Gunner seclark
Ball Turret Gunner Luzap
Right Waist Gunner redhed
Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator

Aircraft #16

Pilot BIG_DADDY
Copilot Skip Towne
Bombardier RedNeckRaider
Navigator CHIEF4EVER
Engineer jcroft
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
Tail Gunner Cannibal
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC

Aircraft #17

Pilot lazarus
Copilot morphius
Bombardier EBOLA
Navigator Hydrae
Engineer BrainCase
Radio Op. nmt1
Tail Gunner brent102fire
Ball Turret Gunner mmaddog
Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP
Left Waist Gunner Chief Roundup

Aircraft #18

Pilot NaptownChief
Copilot tommykat
Bombardier PastorMikH
Navigator Mr. Christopher
Engineer B2chiefsfan
Radio Op. Adam
Tail Gunner Amnorix
Ball Turret Gunner KC Kings
Right Waist Gunner el borracho
Left Waist Gunner NewChief

Aircraft #19 (Great name for a Ball Turret Gunner there.)

Pilot Baby Lee
Copilot Brock Landers
Bombardier Boozer
Navigator Sure-Oz
Engineer BigOlChiefsfan
Radio Op. Gunther_Fan
Tail Gunner California Injun
Ball Turret Gunner Lightning Rod
Right Waist Gunner LegitimusGrim
Left Waist Gunner Chief Faithful

Aircraft #20

Pilot DenverChief
Copilot Iowanian
Bombardier Sky
Navigator Lzen
Engineer AustinChief
Radio Op. Michael Michigan
Tail Gunner DJay23
Ball Turret Gunner UMKC 1L
Right Waist Gunner mlyonsd
Left Waist Gunner PennyWise

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by morphius

Maddog - Have to agree, we have one mean sounding team. You have to be crazy to be in the belly of the beast, and maddog nails it.

I'm think, with RednFiesty we should look at a name like "Deep Red"

[Garcia Bronco]

Originally Posted by mmaddog

Hey Morphius...our Ace Pilot appears.....

Just to update you, we discovered that lazarus was a double spy and a traitor...Corporal R-N-F luckily was in her flight suit awaiting a call...she has taken over as your co-pilot and has promised to help keep up the "morale" of our esteeemed Ace Pilot should he tire out on the long flight....

We do have one small training drop on our way...we are attaching lazarus to a beacon bomb we are going to drop over Denver to mark a target for Fraz's plane to drop part of their munitions over Invesco Stadium....

mmaddog
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dude...Mile High has a missle defense system.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by raiderhader

Excuse me, we are a pretty compitent crew. I think we can find the target just fine.

Ahem.....it's "competent".....

Need I say more about needing a target?

mmaddog
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[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

dude...Mile High has a missle defense system.

Not for long.......

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

dude...Mile High has a missle defense system.

Sorry Garcia....you actually have a "missing" defense system...

mmaddog
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[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

dude...Mile High has a missle defense system.

Alas, Sky Captain Manning has proven that both our missile defense systems are inadequate.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by raiderhader

Excuse me, we are a pretty compitent crew. I think we can find the target just fine.

Yes undoubtedly being as you are compitent.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Logical

Yes undoubtedly being as you are compitent.

Thank God he's the copilot.

If he had a real job, I'd be forced to shoot him.

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by mmaddog

Ahem.....it's "competent".....

Need I say more about needing a target?

mmaddog
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One wrong letter means we don't know how to fly, navigate, and drop a bomb on a hostile enemy?

C'mon now, everyone has typos.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by mmaddog

Sorry....except for Countrygal,Warrior, and The Bad Guy, there isn't another person who inspires fear in my heart on this crew....

Logical and meme would constantly be fighting over who is in control, thus you would be doing nothing but going in circles...

In her spare time, meme would also have sabotaged the guns to fire only "love" bullets....one's that explode several hundred feet above the ground and when they do explode they spread roses and daisy's.....

Jimnasium would be having to fight with meme about what she did to sabotage all the radar and mechanical gadgetry....

Big ChiefDAve would be going crazy because all he would be able to raise on the radio is the "All Democrats For Dean Channel" thanks to meme sabotaging the radio.....the channel would be playing a 24-hour version of John Lennon's "Give Peace A Chance".....

Withing hours of taking off, Warrior, CG and The Bad Guy would have killed everyone else or parachuted out for their own safety....

mmaddog
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No, no, no I have assigned mememe to teach Kcnut English and Grammar thus taking them both out of action and increasing crew effectiveness 100%.

[alanm]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Aircraft #15

Pilot Special Ed
Copilot KcMizzou
Bombardier Bearcat
Navigator alanm
Engineer gh4chiefs
Radio Op. mcan
Tail Gunner seclark
Ball Turret Gunner Luzap
Right Waist Gunner redhed
Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator

Oh man. Talk about "the blind leading the blind". Better bring a helmet....

We'll be fine.(The Navigator says as the right wing falls off)

[morphius]

Originally Posted by Logical

No, no, no I have assigned mememe to teach Kcnut English and Grammar thus taking them both out of action and increasing crew effectiveness 100%.

The only sad thing is that she will be arguing how much better they would be if they had Gannon's arm to throw the bomb's and how they could have found a peaceful resolution to this matter is her guy had been elected. Face it, you are in trouble.

[morphius]

Originally Posted by raiderhader

One wrong letter means we don't know how to fly, navigate, and drop a bomb on a hostile enemy?

C'mon now, everyone has typos.

Don't worry, you can still be our wingman.

[old_geezer]

Talk about the man for the job! Aircraft #14 has the perfect bombardier - Clint in Wichita. He's been dropping bombs on this BB for a long time.

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by morphius

Don't worry, you can still be our wingman.