Mission #1 - Page 10

Ultra Peanut · 01-24-2004, 07:15 PM

I'm scared. I don't want to do this. I've re-considered!

I ain't gettin' on no plane, foo!

**Iowanian** · 01-24-2004, 07:40 PM

Interesting.

A plane with gochiefs that didn't go down faster than a crackwhore to pick up $5 a client dropped.

In other news......I just realized that the book I got for Christmas and am starting to read is relevant.

Has anyone read "the Wild Blue" by Stephen Ambrose(blackhawk down)? Its about WWII B24 crews/missions.

Who'da thought Kevin's game would be more effective on me than Oprah's Book of the month club.

**Rain Man** · 01-24-2004, 07:44 PM

Plane #14 – Lucy Quipment

Pilot Psicosis
Copilot KCTitus
Bombardier Clint in Wichita
Navigator 2bikemike
Engineer Fat Elvis
Radio Op. chief52
Tail Gunner old_geezer
Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58
Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER
Left Waist Gunner patteeu

Target: the factory at Lille
B-17 is in the middle of the formation horizontally, low in the formation vertically (High vulnerability)

The aircrew drags a stuttering Psicosis aboard and straps him into the pilot’s seat. Moments later…

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

2 Me109s driven away by fighters

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2FW190s, 1Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 FW190, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 driven away by fighters

2bikemike fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

2 Me109s are driven away by fighters

2FW190s, 1Me109, 1 Me110 attack –1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Old geezer fires, hits Me110
Fat Elvis fires, misses
Patteau fires, misses
Chief52 fires, misses
Old geezer fires, misses

Me109 scores 1 hit
- superficial damage to radio room

FW scores 2 hits
- superficial damage to port wing
- superficial damage to nose

FW and slightly Me109 circle and attack again

Old geezer fires, hits Me109
2bikemike fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses

FW scores 1 hit
- Superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me misses and breaks off attack

FW circles and attacks again

Old geezer fires, misses
2bikemike fires, misses

FW misses and breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Top-notch bombing run by Clint in Wichita – 40% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s driven away by fighters

Five FW190s attack – 1 FW driven away by fighters

Clint in Wichita fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses
Chiefsfan58 fires, damages FW190
2bikemike fires, misses
Ringleader fires, hits FW190
Patteau fires, misses
Old geezer fires, damages FW190
Clint in Wichita fires, misses

4 FWs miss after taking a pounding from Lucy Quipment’s gunners, break off attack.

Zone 2: English Channel

2 Me110s driven away by fighters

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Psicosis
Copilot KCTitus
Bombardier Clint in Wichita
Navigator 2bikemike
Engineer Fat Elvis
Radio Op. chief52
Tail Gunner old_geezer
Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58
Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER
Left Waist Gunner Patteeu

The crew douses old geezer with the 1940s equivalent of Gatorade for scoring hits on three enemy fighters. This flight had a very successful bombing run and damaged five enemy fighters to boot, at a cost of only some inconsequential bullet holes, one of which is in the sleeve of Psicosis' flight suit.

Ultra Peanut · 01-24-2004, 07:54 PM

WE KICK ASS, BABY! WE KICK ASS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I need to change pants.

Zebedee DuBois · 01-24-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psicosis

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I need to change pants.

You really got into that "Bombs Away" thing, eh?

**Rain Man** · 01-24-2004, 08:14 PM

Plane #15 – Sack Time

Pilot Special Ed
Copilot KcMizzou
Bombardier Bearcat
Navigator alanm
Engineer gh4chiefs
Radio Op. mcan
Tail Gunner seclark
Ball Turret Gunner Luzap
Right Waist Gunner redhed
Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator

Target: the fighter base at Cherbourg
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Will Bearcat’s mom get a second telegram?

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters

Gh4chiefs fires, misses
Alanm fires, misses
Bearcat fires, misses

1 Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-kcmizzou hit, serious wound to back of head
-superficial damage to waist

Me scores 2 hits
-radio room hit – Intercom system knocked out
-superficial damage to port wing

2 Mes circle and attack again. Without the intercom system, the gunners can’t communicate, which makes it impossible to coordinate fire and notify each other of incoming fighters. It is a major handicap.

Bearcat fires, misses
Gh4chiefs fires, misses

1 Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores two hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to nose

Me circles and attacks again

Gh4chiefs fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits, once again aiming into the nose of the aircraft
-Bearcat is hit, light wound to right foot
-alanm is hit, light wound to right hand
-superficial damage to port wing

Me breaks off attack and leaves

Special Ed weighs the situation. He can abort the mission with his copilot severely wounded and the intercom out. However, with lots of fighters in the area, dropping out of formation with no intercom could be very dangerous. Without the intercom, he does not know immediately that his navigator and bombardier are also wounded, so he opts to stay in formation and complete the bombing run to maintain the protection afforded by the other B-17s.

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 FW190 attacks

Mcan fires, misses

FW scores one hit
-superficial damage to tail

FW circles and attacks again

Redhed fires, misses

FW misses and breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Distracted by his bleeding foot, Bearcat misses the bomb mark – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

Alanm fires, misses
Gh4chiefs fires, misses

Both FWs miss and break off attack

5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

Bearcat fires, misses
Seclark fires, misses

Both FWs miss and break off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Despite the serious wound, kcmizzou recovers well and can keep flying.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Special Ed
Copilot KcMizzou
Bombardier Bearcat
Navigator alanm
Engineer gh4chiefs
Radio Op. mcan
Tail Gunner seclark
Ball Turret Gunner Luzap
Right Waist Gunner redhed
Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator

All’s well that ends well.

**RNR** · 01-24-2004, 08:17 PM

Sweet 16 baby! Fire Below takes flight!

Zebedee DuBois · 01-24-2004, 08:18 PM

Wow.

Slayer dead and Bearcat wounded. I suggest we send a group of about a dozen soldiers to go search for their remaining brother to get him out before he gets hurt. The Secretary doesn't want to write another letter to their mom.

Hydrae · 01-24-2004, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Wow.

Slayer dead and Bearcat wounded. I suggest we send a group of about a dozen soldiers to go search for their remaining brother to get him out before he gets hurt. The Secretary doesn't want to write another letter to their mom.

Zebedee DuBois · 01-24-2004, 08:21 PM

If alamn hadn't been carressing Bearcats bunions, he wouldn't have been wounded.

**alanm** · 01-25-2004, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

If alamn hadn't been carressing Bearcats bunions, he wouldn't have been wounded.

That's just wrong.

**KcMizzou** · 01-25-2004, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Plane #15 – Sack Time

Me scores 2 hits
-kcmizzou hit, serious wound to back of head

Aftereffects

Despite the serious wound, kcmizzou recovers well and can keep flying.

Eligible for next mission

Well, at least they didn't hit anything important.

tk13 · 01-25-2004, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Well, at least they didn't hit anything important.

Reminds me of the movie "Bad Taste", one of Peter Jackson's earlier B-type movies. What a horribly grossed out movie, but I'll just say there's one character who spends the whole movie with the back of his head about to flip out and he keeps having to hold it together to keep his brains from falling out.... yeah...

**KcMizzou** · 01-25-2004, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

Reminds me of the movie "Bad Taste", one of Peter Jackson's earlier B-type movies. What a horribly grossed out movie, but I'll just say there's one character who spends the whole movie with the back of his head about to flip out and he keeps having to hold it together to keep his brains from falling out.... yeah...

It's gotta be a good thing for Special Ed, to have copilot who can block bullets with his head.

ouch.

**alanm** · 01-25-2004, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Plane #15 – Sack Time

Pilot Special Ed
Copilot KcMizzou
Bombardier Bearcat
Navigator alanm
Engineer gh4chiefs
Radio Op. mcan
Tail Gunner seclark
Ball Turret Gunner Luzap
Right Waist Gunner redhed
Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator

Target: the fighter base at Cherbourg
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Will Bearcat’s mom get a second telegram?

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters

Gh4chiefs fires, misses
Alanm fires, misses
Bearcat fires, misses

1 Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-kcmizzou hit, serious wound to back of head
-superficial damage to waist

Me scores 2 hits
-radio room hit – Intercom system knocked out
-superficial damage to port wing

2 Mes circle and attack again. Without the intercom system, the gunners can’t communicate, which makes it impossible to coordinate fire and notify each other of incoming fighters. It is a major handicap.

Bearcat fires, misses
Gh4chiefs fires, misses

1 Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores two hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to nose

Me circles and attacks again

Gh4chiefs fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits, once again aiming into the nose of the aircraft
-Bearcat is hit, light wound to right foot
-alanm is hit, light wound to right hand
-superficial damage to port wing

Me breaks off attack and leaves

Special Ed weighs the situation. He can abort the mission with his copilot severely wounded and the intercom out. However, with lots of fighters in the area, dropping out of formation with no intercom could be very dangerous. Without the intercom, he does not know immediately that his navigator and bombardier are also wounded, so he opts to stay in formation and complete the bombing run to maintain the protection afforded by the other B-17s.

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 FW190 attacks

Mcan fires, misses

FW scores one hit
-superficial damage to tail

FW circles and attacks again

Redhed fires, misses

FW misses and breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Distracted by his bleeding foot, Bearcat misses the bomb mark – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

Alanm fires, misses
Gh4chiefs fires, misses

Both FWs miss and break off attack

5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

Bearcat fires, misses
Seclark fires, misses

Both FWs miss and break off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Despite the serious wound, kcmizzou recovers well and can keep flying.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Special Ed
Copilot KcMizzou
Bombardier Bearcat
Navigator alanm
Engineer gh4chiefs
Radio Op. mcan
Tail Gunner seclark
Ball Turret Gunner Luzap
Right Waist Gunner redhed
Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator

All’s well that ends well.

I've got to admit this had me actually nervous. We've got a few medals coming our way. Purple Hearts. The only medal no one wants but cherishes the most once he receives it. I've been blooded and receive one. We got our asses kicked but make a safe landing without loss of life. The crew gets wasted swilling Gin that evening.

01-24-2004, 07:15 PM	#1
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	I'm scared. I don't want to do this. I've re-considered! I ain't gettin' on no plane, foo! __________________
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01-24-2004, 07:40 PM	#2
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1678454	Interesting. A plane with gochiefs that didn't go down faster than a crackwhore to pick up $5 a client dropped. In other news......I just realized that the book I got for Christmas and am starting to read is relevant. Has anyone read "the Wild Blue" by Stephen Ambrose(blackhawk down)? Its about WWII B24 crews/missions. Who'da thought Kevin's game would be more effective on me than Oprah's Book of the month club.
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01-24-2004, 07:44 PM	#3
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	Plane #14 – Lucy Quipment Pilot Psicosis Copilot KCTitus Bombardier Clint in Wichita Navigator 2bikemike Engineer Fat Elvis Radio Op. chief52 Tail Gunner old_geezer Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58 Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER Left Waist Gunner patteeu Target: the factory at Lille B-17 is in the middle of the formation horizontally, low in the formation vertically (High vulnerability) The aircrew drags a stuttering Psicosis aboard and straps him into the pilot’s seat. Moments later… Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s driven away by fighters Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2FW190s, 1Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 FW190, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 driven away by fighters 2bikemike fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack 2 Me109s are driven away by fighters 2FW190s, 1Me109, 1 Me110 attack –1 Me109 driven away by fighters Old geezer fires, hits Me110 Fat Elvis fires, misses Patteau fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses Old geezer fires, misses Me109 scores 1 hit - superficial damage to radio room FW scores 2 hits - superficial damage to port wing - superficial damage to nose FW and slightly Me109 circle and attack again Old geezer fires, hits Me109 2bikemike fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses FW scores 1 hit - Superficial damage to pilot compartment Me misses and breaks off attack FW circles and attacks again Old geezer fires, misses 2bikemike fires, misses FW misses and breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak! Top-notch bombing run by Clint in Wichita – 40% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s driven away by fighters Five FW190s attack – 1 FW driven away by fighters Clint in Wichita fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Chiefsfan58 fires, damages FW190 2bikemike fires, misses Ringleader fires, hits FW190 Patteau fires, misses Old geezer fires, damages FW190 Clint in Wichita fires, misses 4 FWs miss after taking a pounding from Lucy Quipment’s gunners, break off attack. Zone 2: English Channel 2 Me110s driven away by fighters Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Psicosis Copilot KCTitus Bombardier Clint in Wichita Navigator 2bikemike Engineer Fat Elvis Radio Op. chief52 Tail Gunner old_geezer Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58 Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER Left Waist Gunner Patteeu The crew douses old geezer with the 1940s equivalent of Gatorade for scoring hits on three enemy fighters. This flight had a very successful bombing run and damaged five enemy fighters to boot, at a cost of only some inconsequential bullet holes, one of which is in the sleeve of Psicosis' flight suit. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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01-24-2004, 07:54 PM	#4
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	WE KICK ASS, BABY! WE KICK ASS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I need to change pants. __________________
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01-24-2004, 08:14 PM	#6
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	Plane #15 – Sack Time Pilot Special Ed Copilot KcMizzou Bombardier Bearcat Navigator alanm Engineer gh4chiefs Radio Op. mcan Tail Gunner seclark Ball Turret Gunner Luzap Right Waist Gunner redhed Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator Target: the fighter base at Cherbourg Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Will Bearcat’s mom get a second telegram? Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters Gh4chiefs fires, misses Alanm fires, misses Bearcat fires, misses 1 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -kcmizzou hit, serious wound to back of head -superficial damage to waist Me scores 2 hits -radio room hit – Intercom system knocked out -superficial damage to port wing 2 Mes circle and attack again. Without the intercom system, the gunners can’t communicate, which makes it impossible to coordinate fire and notify each other of incoming fighters. It is a major handicap. Bearcat fires, misses Gh4chiefs fires, misses 1 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores two hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose Me circles and attacks again Gh4chiefs fires, misses Me scores 2 hits, once again aiming into the nose of the aircraft -Bearcat is hit, light wound to right foot -alanm is hit, light wound to right hand -superficial damage to port wing Me breaks off attack and leaves Special Ed weighs the situation. He can abort the mission with his copilot severely wounded and the intercom out. However, with lots of fighters in the area, dropping out of formation with no intercom could be very dangerous. Without the intercom, he does not know immediately that his navigator and bombardier are also wounded, so he opts to stay in formation and complete the bombing run to maintain the protection afforded by the other B-17s. Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 FW190 attacks Mcan fires, misses FW scores one hit -superficial damage to tail FW circles and attacks again Redhed fires, misses FW misses and breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak! Distracted by his bleeding foot, Bearcat misses the bomb mark – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters Alanm fires, misses Gh4chiefs fires, misses Both FWs miss and break off attack 5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters Bearcat fires, misses Seclark fires, misses Both FWs miss and break off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Despite the serious wound, kcmizzou recovers well and can keep flying. Eligible for next mission Pilot Special Ed Copilot KcMizzou Bombardier Bearcat Navigator alanm Engineer gh4chiefs Radio Op. mcan Tail Gunner seclark Ball Turret Gunner Luzap Right Waist Gunner redhed Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator All’s well that ends well. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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01-24-2004, 08:17 PM	#7
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01-24-2004, 08:18 PM	#8
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-1834801	Wow. Slayer dead and Bearcat wounded. I suggest we send a group of about a dozen soldiers to go search for their remaining brother to get him out before he gets hurt. The Secretary doesn't want to write another letter to their mom. __________________ What am I even doing here?
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01-24-2004, 08:21 PM	#10
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-1834801	If alamn hadn't been carressing Bearcats bunions, he wouldn't have been wounded. __________________ What am I even doing here?
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