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Old 08-03-2007, 12:07 AM  
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I just went out with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
She works for a client of mine and we've been talking on the phone for two weeks. I asked her out about a week ago just from our phone conversations. She met me at a bar tonight and oh.....my...god..... she was so beautiful I could hardly speak at first. Then our conversation went on for 4 hours and she actually says she wants to see me again. She's blonde with a little brown mixed in, amazing body, gorgeous hazel eyes, beautiful smile, just enough freckles... I LOVE freckles... a couple of very sexy tatoos... I LOVE tats...great personality... she seems like the whole package. Our conversation was amazing. We had things in common I never imagined having in common with anyone.

The most amazing thing was she said yes when I asked if I could see her again. I think she may be outta my league but I'm gonna go with it.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

And no I'm not drunk.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:17 AM   #166
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I want to know what she thinks about sneezing?
It's an afrodeise...afrodeez... afrodie... oh **** it's a turn on.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:33 AM   #167
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:48 AM   #168
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:51 AM   #169
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:52 AM   #170
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It's an afrodeise...afrodeez... afrodie... oh **** it's a turn on.


Please tell me you've prentended to forget her name at least once.

For some reason they really like that.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:54 AM   #171
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I don't want to know if you hit it (that's your personal biz) I want to know if you 2 are hitting it off well and just as giddy as you made it sound in the beginning.
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:57 AM   #172
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I don't want to know if you hit it (that's your personal biz) I want to know if you 2 are hitting it off well and just as giddy as you made it sound in the beginning.

No No No. It is Chiefsplanet Business. Not Personal business. Damn Roger... get it right, sucka.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:38 AM   #173
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I don't want to know if you hit it (that's your personal biz) I want to know if you 2 are hitting it off well and just as giddy as you made it sound in the beginning.
I never should have posted this thread but hey I was excited and it happened. Now I get to re-live it all the time. Comes with the territory here I know.



She's great. She's terrific. She's as beautiful to me as I "made it sound in the beginning." I'm looking forward to seeing where it all goes. One day she'll probably come to her sences... ... but if not... That would be cool.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:39 AM   #174
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Please tell me you've prentended to forget her name at least once.

For some reason they really like that.
No dude... they don't.



But even if they do I'm not willing the test the theory. Heh.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:42 AM   #175
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It's an afrodeise...afrodeez... afrodie... oh **** it's a turn on.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:47 AM   #177
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:50 AM   #178
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But even if they do I'm not willing the test the theory. Heh.
OHH BBULL!

The stripper types do.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:58 AM   #179
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OHH BBULL!

The stripper types do.
Maybe I need to date more strippers.

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I never should have posted this thread but hey I was excited and it happened.

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