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I'm getting nervous, I understand how Psi was feeling earlier.
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Plane #17 Deep Red
Pilot lazarus Copilot morphius Bombardier EBOLA Navigator Hydrae Engineer BrainCase Radio Op. nmt1 Tail Gunner brent102fire Ball Turret Gunner mmaddog Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP Left Waist Gunner Chief Roundup Target: Deep Red draws the less common target of the railhead in Amiens. Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) In a routine check, the ground crew finds RednFeisty stowing away in the bomb bay and advises her that it would be a bad idea to stay there. Then the plane rolls Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 FW190 attacks Nmt1 fires, misses FW scores 1 hit -superficial damage to bomb bay (Boy, you hold your breath when the bomb bay gets hit while the bombs are aboard ) FW circles and attacks again. Ebola fires, misses Mmaddog fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack. Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium flak - misses Nice bomb run by Ebola 20% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 Me110s attack 2 are driven away by fighters Brent102fire fires, misses Braincase fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 3 Me110s attack Chiefroundup fires, misses Ebola fires, misses Hydrae fires, misses Brent102fire fires, misses Mmaddog fires, damages Me110 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose Despite taking a strong hit from mmaddog, the damaged Me presses into Deep Red and does the now infamous strafe across the entire fuselage - 6 hits! -superficial damage to tail -hit on waist knocks the ball turret gun out of commission (mmaddog is uninjured and turret is still operable, but mmaddog must stay in place to keep heat and oxygen. He is now a spectator unless another position opens up.) -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to starboard wing -lazarus is killed by hits to the right leg and right upper back -the pilots control cables are damaged but not inoperable The damaged Me breaks off its attack. The undamaged Me circles and attacks again Braincase fires, misses Ebola fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose (hydrae and ebola continue to dodge bullets) Me circles and attacks again Brent102fire fires, misses Me scores 3 hits -starboard wing root damaged -port wing root damaged -bomb bay doors damaged, drop open Me breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Morphius slows down, unsure of the extent of damage to the structure from the last three hits. Several other undamaged B-17s slow down to help provide cover so he doesnt have to drop out of formation. Mmaddog moves up to pilots seat to ride along and help morphius if needed. Bad weather sets in, so hydrae has to guide the plane since its no longer with the main body of planes. Zone 1: England The B-17 base is socked in by rain. Morphius must make a landing in bad visibility with slightly damaged control cables. Welcome to the pilots seat! The landing is good. Aftereffects The military investigates morphius jokes about killing lazarus, but with the testimony of other crew members he is quickly exonerated. Eligible for next mission Pilot Morphius, promoted Copilot EBOLA, promoted Bombardier Hydrae, promoted Navigator BrainCase, promoted Engineer nmt1, promoted Radio Op. brent102fire, promoted Tail Gunner mmaddog, promoted Ball Turret Gunner DaKCMan AP, promoted Right Waist Gunner Chief Roundup, promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX (Heh-heh. I swear, it was a coincidence that you lost lazarus on this mission.)
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lazarus was fraged, the things guys will do for a redhead
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So Rain, that means you are going to put Red on the next flight, correct?
Not to bad of a run, for getting shot all to hell. Probably a good thing we didn'g kill Laz before takeoff. |
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This is how the superstitions of "having a woman on board bringing bad luck" begins.
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(Oh, and yeah, sure. We'll bend the rules a bit as long as RednFeisty doesn't mind starting out as a waist gunner. We can't deny the crew their promotions.)
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