Sexual Question

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

This would probably be a thread of its own...

Do you discuss "history" with significant others...details?

You the guy that thinks she never existed before you so you don't want to know anything....or the guy that finds out she's ridden a sybian or ridden the bang bus for $500 and shout "lets google that tonight baby!!"....

I'll never understand the cuckolds and whatnot.

I second the nomination for a stand-alone thread.

This topic should be ripe for humor.

[BWillie]

Furthermore, have you ever dated a woman who just doesn't give head? What did you do? Someone should make a thread about that. That would really suck.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by BWillie007

Furthermore, have you ever dated a woman who just doesn't give head? What did you do? Someone should make a thread about that. That would really suck.

They stopped making those models in '97.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by BWillie007

Furthermore, have you ever dated a woman who just doesn't give head? What did you do? Someone should make a thread about that. That would really suck.

My ex would do it, but she stunk at it. I actually fell asleep a couple of times while she was in the act. A blowjob you fall asleep on is a pretty crappy blowjob.

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful.

Unfortunately, I could never think of a way to work the idea of asking her sister for blowjob pointers into a conversation that wouldn't result in me getting killed in my sleep.

[Jenson71]

Originally Posted by frazod

My ex would do it, but she stunk at it. I actually fell asleep a couple of times while she was in the act. A blowjob you fall asleep on is a pretty crappy blowjob.

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful.

Unfortunately, I could never think of a way to work the idea of asking her sister for blowjob pointers into a conversation that wouldn't result in me getting killed in my sleep.

That would be a sticky situation.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

That would be a sticky situation.

I know the ex suspected something went on between us (the sister had always had a crush on me and pursued me while the ex and I were going through one of our many pre-marriage breakups). She certainly never trusted us alone after that. It was definitely something not to be brought up.

But damn, that girl could suck the oxygen out of water.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by frazod

But damn, that girl could suck the oxygen out of water.

Is she single, or at least willing?

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by frazod

I know the ex suspected something went on between us (the sister had always had a crush on me and pursued me while the ex and I were going through one of our many pre-marriage breakups). She certainly never trusted us alone after that. It was definitely something not to be brought up.

But damn, that girl could suck the oxygen out of water.

Great thread BTW.

Anyway, your post reminded me of this classic radio moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEFRbecD7z4

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by frazod

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..............

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by frazod

My ex would do it, but she stunk at it. I actually fell asleep a couple of times while she was in the act. A blowjob you fall asleep on is a pretty crappy blowjob.

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful.

Unfortunately, I could never think of a way to work the idea of asking her sister for blowjob pointers into a conversation that wouldn't result in me getting killed in my sleep.

fuckING CLASSIC

Sisters tend to get really uptight about that. Divorced from my ex awhile now, still not brave enough to tell her about her sister

[CHENZ A!]

Originally Posted by BWillie007

Furthermore, have you ever dated a woman who just doesn't give head? What did you do? Someone should make a thread about that. That would really suck.

last girl I was "hanging out" with we had slept together a handful of times, and never any head. So one night I just picked her up(she's tiny and I'm a beast) and flipped her around for some 69. that was how I got the first BJ from her and it was not so good. It was like she'd only put the head in her mouth, and no hand action at all.. A couple weeks later she let me skeet on her face. And of course I loved it. She wanted to know WHY I wanted to do that. try explaining that when you're drunk.

[Mr. Laz]

NSFW

[MahiMike]

This thread started by a chick, BTW.

lol

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by luv

I'm just curious....

Do you think blowing your load all over a chick's face is sexy?

Yes... as long as she likes it... and some like it a lot... I'm all good with it. If she doesn't then I won't go there. Women who like it will generally tell you btw... if not in so many words.

WTF anyway?

[Bowser]

Entertaining thread.