Is someone stealing my pool water?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

Yeah, my pool was leaking water.

BORING!

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

Yeah, my pool was leaking water.

I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

Pro tip - also have it plugged in and the lever down. And duck.

[Peter Gibbons]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

Yeah, my pool was leaking water.

This seems much less likely than the more obvious explanation that your neighbor rigged up an elaborate pump/siphon during the cover of night to satisfy his enormous dihydrogen monoxide addiction. Occam's razor suggests that you have come to the wrong conclusion.

[Abba-Dabba]

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Originally Posted by RubberSponge

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

I let my mentor log into CP for a day.
He said there is no hope for any of us and now (just this past hour) he is in therapy.
We actually debated hypothesis on the missing pool water.
Yeti won
the leak is what pushed him past the point of no return.

[CarlosCarson27]

Originally Posted by RubberSponge

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

And then you find out its a small gang of raccoons with plastic containers.

[Kman34]

Originally Posted by TripleThreat

Yeah, my pool was leaking water.

How do you think that leak got there..... That's right... Your neighbor!! That SOB!! You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't confront him over this...

[BoxWine_Stouffers_TubeSock]

Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God

Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

[Monticore]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Monticore

I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

[Monticore]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

have your tried Twitter?

Monti

[ShortRoundChief]

If I were you I’d go stand next to your pool and loudly say “swiper no swiping.”

I think that would fix it.

[ptlyon]

Can't be too careful these days