This girl lived close to you?

[eDave]

Originally Posted by DaFace

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.

I'm guessing 47.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by DaFace

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.

Nah.......


it's me.

[Rain Man]

This reminds me of a business trip that I went on before Covid. I stopped in a small town for dinner and the only place open was a bar. So I sat at the bar as required. Some woman sitting a couple of seats away started chatting me up - it wasn't flirting or anything, just bar talk. It was an older woman who, if I may speak frankly, was not probably going to have a lot of luck flirting. And she was pretty drunk, so it wasn't really very enjoyable to me. She was a real estate agent, and as she toddled away eventually she gave me her business card for some reason. It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.

On that note, why do Realtors put their pictures on their business cards, yard signs, etc.? You don't see that in other professions.

[Mennonite]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.

None of the realty crones in my neck of the woods have ever mastered anything in Photoshop beyond the Blur tool. They as sure hell know how to use that one though. Every time I drive by one of their signs I have to double check to make sure my contacts haven't fallen out.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

This reminds me of a business trip that I went on before Covid. I stopped in a small town for dinner and the only place open was a bar. So I sat at the bar as required. Some woman sitting a couple of seats away started chatting me up - it wasn't flirting or anything, just bar talk. It was an older woman who, if I may speak frankly, was not probably going to have a lot of luck flirting. And she was pretty drunk, so it wasn't really very enjoyable to me. She was a real estate agent, and as she toddled away eventually she gave me her business card for some reason. It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.

On that note, why do Realtors put their pictures on their business cards, yard signs, etc.? You don't see that in other professions.

Also why do they seem to have a severe tilt to their photos? I mean why can't they just take their pictures straight up and down, but instead look like they are tilted over like the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

[smithandrew051]

On a serious note, be careful about sharing any other pics that this person sends you.

If he or she stole them from a real person, then I’d hate to see you get looped into a “revenge porn” issue.

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

On a serious note, be careful about sharing any other pics that this person sends you.

If he or she stole them from a real person, then I’d hate to see you get looped into a “revenge porn” issue.

How does one get into this "revenge porn"

Asking for the other Avalanche loving Bearcat

Go Red Wongs!

[smithandrew051]

What if KChiefs1 is actually working the long con on all of us?

The grift within the grift. It’s brilliant really.

[mr. tegu]

I think you are being a bit too obsessive and repetitive with her looks. I think people that do this like being the ones in control and controlling the conversation. They want someone vulnerable and I think this person probably senses you are messing with them. They look for the person who is emotionally hurting and needy.

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

I think you are being a bit too obsessive and repetitive with her looks. I think people that do this like being the ones in control and controlling the conversation. They want someone vulnerable and I think this person probably senses you are messing with them. They look for the person who is emotionally hurting and needy.

What would you text them?

[eDave]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

What would you text them?

Ask him to pay your phone bill.

[mr. tegu]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

What would you text them?

Anything that made you seem more vulnerable and thankful for her texting you. “Wow this is such good timing I’ve been very lonely lately after a messy break up.” “I know we haven’t met but I feel a connection to you as if my break up was for a purpose.”

Just stuff like that and go from there. It could be a bot like someone said but if not I just think they realized you figured out the fake picture since you kept hinting at her looks and if she was a model and trying to get her to really talk about her looks.

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

Anything that made you seem more vulnerable and thankful for her texting you. “Wow this is such good timing I’ve been very lonely lately after a messy break up.” “I know we haven’t met but I feel a connection to you as if my break up was for a purpose.”

Just stuff like that and go from there. It could be a bot like someone said but if not I just think they realized you figured out the fake picture since you kept hinting at her looks and if she was a model and trying to get her to really talk about her looks.

Yeah I think I blew it. No texts today.

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Yeah I think I blew it. No texts today.

You okay man? Do you need to talk? Break ups are never easy. We’re here for you.