"Man of the House"

[Frankie]

The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House."

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath,.. guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The funeral director."

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by dwalker41

About a boy

WTF?

Did anyone realize that we got blindsided by a noob (with his only post) that came through with an answer to a question from months ago?

Better yet... how in the hell did you pull this thread up from that far?
Were you searching for it or something?

Oh yeah.....





Thanks!

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Can you check on whether this verse of the Koran really exists? I got it in a similar e-mail.

Koran (12:3) - For so it is said, Allah saw the battle between the red man and the white horse, and the white horse was covered in oil. The white horse dove at the knees of the red man and angered Allah, and he smote the horse where it lay, using a banner of yellow. Lo and behold, out of the belly of the horse came a rat wearing a cap of salah-ri that was larger than Allah's original vision, and Allah also smote the rat.

And lo, when the great horse loses it's horse teeth, the afterlife shall henceforth be a period of great lamentation.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

And lo, when the great horse loses it's horse teeth, the afterlife shall henceforth be a period of great lamentation.

And yea, the stablemaster of the horse shall have a wife, and that wife shall not age as do mortals when she takes into her a poison, and her bosoms shall grow to great proportions, and she shall remain with golden hair long after she is no longer fertile.

[elvomito]

and shall be rewarded 42 virgins

**gochiefs converts to islam**